Fallout Haiku

[R.Graves]

Well it was not-rhyming beforehand, so I'll remember it forever it as a non-rhyming haiku.

I hate you.

 

[DarthVenis]

Next up Dave from vault 13

Well, that was the latest. Here we go:

Poor Dave had bad luck,
Brought to the Vault by Deathclaws,
Soon he died with 'em

Up next - 13th Reborn first discovers that he is actually a ghoul

 

[DarthVenis]

As no one else is active here, I shall continue:

Alas! What a fate!
I knew there's something IS wrong
But this is too much!

Up next - Marcus

 

[Tiny Tim]

The green giant smiles
as his minigun echoes
missing his Master



Next: Cliff Briscoe

 

[Skelok]

Set up a gift shop
with a few old souvenirs
no one buys my shit

Next up: Robert House

 

[DarthVenis]

Computer-faced man
The founder of New Vegas
Will give me some quests!

Up next - picking up a "jinxed" trait...oh, my...

 

[Jogre]

Critical Misses
Ouch, I was hit badly
I dropped my weapon

Next: The Highwayman.

 

[DarthVenis]

Unload my plasma,
Looks like my Highwayman there
Is outta power

Next: mixing Pop rocks with Nuka-Cola

 

[Tiny Tim]

pre-war legends
'bout explosive soft drinks
survive in the wasteland


next:
Follows-Chalk from Honest Hearts

 

[DarthVenis]

Tribal in a cap
He seems peaceful but deadly
His name's Follow-Chalks.

Up Next: Caesar's Legion's Strange Language

 

[Tiny Tim]

it's unfortunate
that it's now associated
with ceasar's legion

A.G



next:

enclave remnants

 

[TheChosen1]

Wrinkled old fuckers,
Stuck in a bunker all day.
With them, Enclave dies.

Next: The Ranger stuck on that Las Vegas sign.

 

[Prone Squanderer]

I've spotted a Fiend,
Let me just grab my rifle,
The fucker is dead.

Next: Davison and Antler.

 

[Tiny Tim]

some of those are pretty good guys!


Anyway:


What is there to do?
Said Davison to Antler
But he was alone


next: Father in the Cave

 

[DarthVenis]

You mean which father? Protagonist's Dad from F3?

In this case:
Let, s get outta here,
You won't find your answers here,
Your son will aid you.

Next: Mrs. Wright got frustrated

 

[Tiny Tim]

What? No, i meant the survivalist from honest hearts. The guy that the tribals were worshiping.
You thought i meant Liam Neeson in a cave?

 

[DarthVenis]

What? No, i meant the survivalist from honest hearts. The guy that the tribals were worshiping.
You thought i meant Liam Neeson in a cave?

Well, why not Liam Neeson in a cave? Vault 101 entrance, as well as of many other vaults, including the main quest 87, was in a cave
Heh, looks like there's another reason for me to re-visit Honest Hearts. Arroyo 3D!
But still, up next: Mrs.Wright got frustrated

 

[YeeCop]

next: Father in the Cave

Looking at the sun
Dying, but I've helped the kids
Glad to do my part

or

Superstitious air
Ethereal caves from past
The Father's dwelling

or

Wife and Alex gone
Saw them go in the fire
Yet I wasn't there

Next: Ronald Laren's obsession for Sierra Petrovita

 

[TheAdversary]

I think I'm doing this right.

Right before the war
I looked for food in my dad's
Refrigerator

 

[TheChosen1]

You need to post the next topic...
And speaking of topic, did you look at the one @YeeCop posted?

Next: Ronald Laren's obsession for Sierra Petrovita

She quaffs glowing goo.
I'll stick my dick in crazy,
'Cause hand is cramped.

Next: Archimedes II Orbital Laser