Fallout Haiku

Discussion in 'General Fallout Discussion' started by RPGenius, Feb 15, 2006.

  1. TheChosen1

    TheChosen1 Moving Target

    Nov 8, 2012
    Army of robots,
    My decision is made
    Trusting a robot (for a better fate(?))

    NEXT:
    Your favorite weapon
     
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  2. McRae

    McRae For sale: clown shoes, never worn Orderite

    Dec 9, 2007
    Crouching on a hill,
    Fifty Caliber loaded,
    He had it coming.

    Next : Looting the National Guard armory in Fallout 3
     
  3. TheChosen1

    TheChosen1 Moving Target

    Nov 8, 2012
    Found all the logs,
    Killed all of the robots
    Most useless gun

    NEXT:
    Grave robbing
     
  4. Harken

    Harken Always late to the party

    Aug 16, 2014
    Out in Golgotha.
    Maximum carry weight reached.
    Stop resenting strength.

    Let's see something about talking deathclaws.
     
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  5. McRae

    McRae For sale: clown shoes, never worn Orderite

    Dec 9, 2007
    Westin hired me.
    After waiting for hours,
    Two deathclaws showed up.

     
  6. alec

    alec White heterosexual male Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    While fighting a rat
    the Holy Hand Grenade did
    abnormal damage.


    Next: Mom's Diner
     
  7. TheChosen1

    TheChosen1 Moving Target

    Nov 8, 2012
    What nice lady,
    Gave me a window to
    Shoot slaver scum

    NEXT:
    Cybernetics
     
  8. alec

    alec White heterosexual male Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    Seeing as how I only played the original Fallouts, this will have to do:

    Skynet gets the best:
    his cybernetic brain rests
    in bio med gel.


    Next: the Rawhide Saloon in NCR
     
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  9. McRae

    McRae For sale: clown shoes, never worn Orderite

    Dec 9, 2007
    A shithole it was,
    filled with the scum of the west.
    I burned the place down.

     
  10. BigBoss

    BigBoss Your Local Scrub

    Dec 24, 2012
    City of the dead
    Loathe in their own misery
    It's the vault or them

    Next: Necropolis In General

    You never even tried to play New Vegas?
     
  11. McRae

    McRae For sale: clown shoes, never worn Orderite

    Dec 9, 2007
    Ruins filled with ghouls.
    Untouched supllies still remain,
    If you dare searching.

    Next : ambushed for the first time by Talon mercs in Fallout 3.
     
  12. TheChosen1

    TheChosen1 Moving Target

    Nov 8, 2012
    I am a saint,
    Some prick must really hate
    Me, giving out water. (to hobos)

    NEXT:
    Shotguns
     
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  13. McRae

    McRae For sale: clown shoes, never worn Orderite

    Dec 9, 2007
    A sawed-off shotgun,
    to make you shut your pie hole :
    two holes in your "soul".

    Next : your last stand in a building full of super mutants.
     
  14. TheChosen1

    TheChosen1 Moving Target

    Nov 8, 2012
    My back to the wall
    I aim for their groin...
    *click* *click* *click* *click* *click*

    NEXT:
    SCIENCE!!!
     
  15. gordog_frohman

    gordog_frohman namhofr_godrog

    Mar 4, 2015
    See that terminal?
    I wish I could hack it
    Must get more skill points.

    Next:
    Benny
     
  16. gazedinsu

    gazedinsu First time out of the vault

    Nov 8, 2014
    other games suck ass,
    searching for fallouts equal,
    guess i'll just jack off.
     
  17. TheChosen1

    TheChosen1 Moving Target

    Nov 8, 2012
    You're supposed to make a haiku about the topic above you, not something you just pulled out of your ass.
    Current topic:
    Benny
     
  18. Albert Cole

    Albert Cole Vault Dweller

    Jun 8, 2015
    Eating my own shit?
    Rhombus is a huge asshole.
    Doesn't taste that bad.

    NEXT: Bob (the iguana bits salesman)
     
  19. Morbus

    Morbus Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Aug 16, 2006
    Hi Bob, you're selling?
    Not sure you know,
    killed the supplier already!

    NEXT: Becky's butt.
     
  20. SnapSlav

    SnapSlav NMA's local DotA fanatic

    Jul 1, 2012
    Have you been to Becky's?
    There's booze, there's craps, but y'know...
    Dat ass haunts my dreams!!!

    Since it was never properly addressed, Next Topic: Benny