Fallout Haiku

Each and every night
I play with myself, thumbing
through an old Cat's Paws.

Next topic: how does one recharge the car?
 
Take one battery
Jam it in the car's engine
Engine go vroom vroom

Here's the Elan version:

Use, use, use the battery on the car!

Anyhoo, next up is the .223 FMJ!
 
Oopsies, why did I do the cats paw for .233?

It is an ammo
i think used in hunting gun
and pistol from farmer

next: myron. myron baby myron.
 
Myron, the jet guy,
Who made millions of people,
Addicted to jet.

Next: sawn-off shotgun
 
New Reno, my home!
Plenty of sex, drugs and crime,
And also a porn house!

Next: Vic the Trader
 
Who-ooo-ooo-ooo-oosh
what the hell was that, a bird?
yes, a vertibird

next: some more about vertibirds :D
 
Like a dragonfly
Only slightly different
Enclave's main transport

Next up: the intro movie from Fallout 2 where those people leave the Vault and get mown down!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!
 
Opening the Vault,
Wasn't a smart thing to do,
As they got mown down.

Alrighty, next: Water Traders
 
Water Traders:

I don't like the bastards
I'm gonna shoot the bastards
BLAM!!! BLAM!!! BLAM!!! BLAM!!! BLAM!!!

Next haiku: Wanamingos.
Click to expand...

Fuck Wanamingos!
I'll make them eat shit and die!
Alien faggots!
:roll:

Jeez... the quality of these haikus is getting lower and lower all the time.

I should have really gone for this one:

Fuck Wanamingos!
I'll fist their stinking assholes
with my CattleProd!

Next: How to survive in the Wasteland?
 
Pack some jet and stimps,
reload your pipe rifle gun,
and you're fixed to go

Wasteland, endless desert,
Travelling through it is tough,
'til you get a car.

Hope you got some cells,
cause if you run out of fuel,
creatures of desert await.

*edited* made it longer

next: chrysalis highwayman's trunk usage
 
Yeah, ammo storage
But also good for neat parts
Damn, it disappeared

If I recall correctly, there was a bug where the trunk would disappear in certain towns... anyhoo...

Next up: Mutated Toe
 
one two three four five
which will help, steal or repair?
guess i'll go for steal

next: The Masticator
 
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