Fallout Haiku

Duder, the only reason no one has posted for so long now, is because the topic you picked literally sucks. It was not even clear to me what exactly you meant by it until today. You're referring to that hydro-electric magnetosphere thingy, right? Jeez. What a nice way to fuck up a thread, Xavierblazer.

Anyway, here goes nothing:

Hydro-electric
magnetospheres twinkle like
stars in my eyes, yo!

THE END

Pfff... Next: The Alien Blaster!!!!!
 
okay, i'll take why-the-fuck-can't-i-find-a-bomb-to-blow-up-the-nuke-door?

Went down to the vault,
killed my way to the atom bomb
almost! But there's a door.

"You can't pick this lock!"
Looked for a bomb everywhere,
but without any luck.


next: answer to my topic :D
 
Dust in the morning sun
empty can in my hand
poison floats through the air
there is maybe...some jet somewhere...
 
Gotta get a key,
Gotta you the key,
Gotta from the muttakey.

Or actually you get it from Morpheus, but that's besides the point.
next: chose your own topic as well.
 
Jarno Mikkola said:
next: chose your own topic as well.
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Jarno Mikkola
once drank Nuka Cola and
now he's a moron.

THE END

Next: What happens when you equip the ring.
 
i got the key, but that's for the bomb itself not the door on the 3 level.

anyway i might as well write a haiku too.

Who is that, is that?
Is the guy in blue Superman?
No, it's Narg, it's Narg.

next: the two technicians in Navarro
 
Member of Khans said:
Next: attacking an enclave patrol with a sharpened pole and some rocks
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Trust me, it happens:
you encounter an Enclave
patrol that says 'Halt!'.

They search your body
for illegal stuff like rocks
or a sharpened spear.

And you think: 'Fuck this,
fuck this shit, I'm not going
to let these fuckers

frisk me today, man.'
So you grab one of your rocks
and throw it at them,

hitting one of them
in the nuts. That will teach them,
you think, until one

of them grabs his Gauss
Pistol and starts shooting like
crazy, goddamnit.

That's when your sharpened
spear comes in handy. Throw it,
aiming for the eyes

and hope for the best.

Pfff...

Next: what happens when you serve a beer to a brahmin
 
Next: what happens when you serve a beer to a brahmin.
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When moo, they say and
Moo, I say, serve
Then a beer to brahmen.

Can thou hear and see,
wild action beyond your
belief, of cards and capsacks.


Next, fight the geckos with a plasma grenade.
 
Jarno Mikkola said:
Next, fight the geckos with a plasma grenade.
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A plasma grenade
once met a gecko and said:
"BOOM, ASSHOLE! YOU'RE DEAD!"

Hehe.

Next: what happens when you equip the ring.

:look:
 
Alas, I dont have
a ring Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

Next: Toaster Repair

Oops, wrong game

Next: CDEDBD Ducks
 
Don;t spam, please, if you can come up with something, by all means do. That was pretty fucking lame, and pathetic, that you felt you had to post another crappy topic no-one will be able to do, and post a spam haiku. Thanks for participating, try coming up with something next time.
 
RPGenius said:
Don;t spam, please, if you can come up with something, by all means do. That was pretty fucking lame, and pathetic, that you felt you had to post another crappy topic no-one will be able to do, and post a spam haiku. Thanks for participating, try coming up with something next time.
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Don't be so mad at Xavierblazer, RPGenius. He means well. The topic he suggests isn't that impossible to write about. Why, it does feature in Fallout and it's a reference to Wasteland, methinks. It's a conversation you can have with Christine in the Boneyard (if I'm not mistaking):

C D E D B D Ducks! (See the itty bitty ducks!)
M R Not Ducks! (Them are not ducks!)
O S A R! C D E D B D Wings! (Oh yes they are! See the itty bitty wings!)
O I B M R Ducks (Oh I be! Them are ducks!)

And now for the haiku:

Christine is on drugs:
'See the itty bitty wings!'
she says. What the fuck?

Next topic: the Gunrunners!
 
Don't be so mad at Xavierblazer, RPGenius. He means well. The topic he suggests isn't that impossible to write about. Why, it does feature in Fallout and it's a reference to Wasteland, methinks. It's a conversation you can have with Christine in the Boneyard
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More annoyed at the fuck haiku. Which is undeniable spamming.
 
Oh look, flashy pen
Now let's annoy that Deathclaw
Spine... ripped... out... gurgle...

Next: Vault 15 Computer Parts
 
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