Fallout Haiku

Discussion in 'General Fallout Discussion' started by RPGenius, Feb 15, 2006.

  1. alec

    alec White heterosexual male Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    Duder, the only reason no one has posted for so long now, is because the topic you picked literally sucks. It was not even clear to me what exactly you meant by it until today. You're referring to that hydro-electric magnetosphere thingy, right? Jeez. What a nice way to fuck up a thread, Xavierblazer.

    Anyway, here goes nothing:

    Hydro-electric
    magnetospheres twinkle like
    stars in my eyes, yo!

    THE END


    Pfff... Next: The Alien Blaster!!!!!
     
  2. Shadowbird

    Shadowbird Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

    Jul 20, 2003
    Blasted aliens
    Left an alien blaster
    Gonna blast someone.

    Someone else pick the next theme.
     
  3. rogue

    rogue First time out of the vault

    Jan 23, 2005
    okay, i'll take why-the-fuck-can't-i-find-a-bomb-to-blow-up-the-nuke-door?

    Went down to the vault,
    killed my way to the atom bomb
    almost! But there's a door.

    "You can't pick this lock!"
    Looked for a bomb everywhere,
    but without any luck.


    next: answer to my topic :D
     
  4. Sina

    Sina It Wandered In From the Wastes

    Aug 3, 2005
    Dust in the morning sun
    empty can in my hand
    poison floats through the air
    there is maybe...some jet somewhere...
     
  5. Jarno Mikkola

    Jarno Mikkola Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    Jul 14, 2005
    Gotta get a key,
    Gotta you the key,
    Gotta from the muttakey.

    Or actually you get it from Morpheus, but that's besides the point.
    next: chose your own topic as well.
     
  6. alec

    alec White heterosexual male Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    Jarno Mikkola
    once drank Nuka Cola and
    now he's a moron.

    THE END


    Next: What happens when you equip the ring.
     
  7. rogue

    rogue First time out of the vault

    Jan 23, 2005
    i got the key, but that's for the bomb itself not the door on the 3 level.

    anyway i might as well write a haiku too.

    Who is that, is that?
    Is the guy in blue Superman?
    No, it's Narg, it's Narg.

    next: the two technicians in Navarro
     
  8. Xavierblazer

    Xavierblazer Vault Senior Citizen

    Jan 30, 2005
    her name is snookie
    no its not you stupid
    These technicians right?

    Next: whats the arrow there for on the power armor helmet?
     
  9. Member of Khans

    Member of Khans Vault Dweller

    Aug 26, 2004
    Turn knob arrow-wise
    Open the genital valve
    Can have a pee then

    Next: attacking an enclave patrol with a sharpened pole and some rocks
     
  10. alec

    alec White heterosexual male Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    Trust me, it happens:
    you encounter an Enclave
    patrol that says 'Halt!'.

    They search your body
    for illegal stuff like rocks
    or a sharpened spear.

    And you think: 'Fuck this,
    fuck this shit, I'm not going
    to let these fuckers

    frisk me today, man.'
    So you grab one of your rocks
    and throw it at them,

    hitting one of them
    in the nuts. That will teach them,
    you think, until one

    of them grabs his Gauss
    Pistol and starts shooting like
    crazy, goddamnit.

    That's when your sharpened
    spear comes in handy. Throw it,
    aiming for the eyes

    and hope for the best.


    Pfff...

    Next: what happens when you serve a beer to a brahmin
     
  11. DirtyDreamDesigner

    DirtyDreamDesigner Venerable Relic of the Wastes
    Moderator

    Apr 15, 2005
    Stop laping the beautifur haiku folm, you stupid Gaijins!
     
  12. rogue

    rogue First time out of the vault

    Jan 23, 2005
  13. Jarno Mikkola

    Jarno Mikkola Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    Jul 14, 2005
    When moo, they say and
    Moo, I say, serve
    Then a beer to brahmen.

    Can thou hear and see,
    wild action beyond your
    belief, of cards and capsacks.


    Next, fight the geckos with a plasma grenade.
     
  14. alec

    alec White heterosexual male Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    A plasma grenade
    once met a gecko and said:
    "BOOM, ASSHOLE! YOU'RE DEAD!"


    Hehe.

    Next: what happens when you equip the ring.

    :look:
     
  15. Xavierblazer

    Xavierblazer Vault Senior Citizen

    Jan 30, 2005
    Alas, I dont have
    a ring Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
    Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

    Next: Toaster Repair

    Oops, wrong game

    Next: CDEDBD Ducks
     
  16. RPGenius

    RPGenius Look, Ma! Two Heads!

    Oct 10, 2005
    Don;t spam, please, if you can come up with something, by all means do. That was pretty fucking lame, and pathetic, that you felt you had to post another crappy topic no-one will be able to do, and post a spam haiku. Thanks for participating, try coming up with something next time.
     
  17. alec

    alec White heterosexual male Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    Don't be so mad at Xavierblazer, RPGenius. He means well. The topic he suggests isn't that impossible to write about. Why, it does feature in Fallout and it's a reference to Wasteland, methinks. It's a conversation you can have with Christine in the Boneyard (if I'm not mistaking):

    C D E D B D Ducks! (See the itty bitty ducks!)
    M R Not Ducks! (Them are not ducks!)
    O S A R! C D E D B D Wings! (Oh yes they are! See the itty bitty wings!)
    O I B M R Ducks (Oh I be! Them are ducks!)

    And now for the haiku:

    Christine is on drugs:
    'See the itty bitty wings!'
    she says. What the fuck?


    Next topic: the Gunrunners!
     
  18. RPGenius

    RPGenius Look, Ma! Two Heads!

    Oct 10, 2005
    More annoyed at the fuck haiku. Which is undeniable spamming.
     
  19. Xavierblazer

    Xavierblazer Vault Senior Citizen

    Jan 30, 2005
  20. Morpoggel

    Morpoggel Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    Feb 21, 2005
    Oh look, flashy pen
    Now let's annoy that Deathclaw
    Spine... ripped... out... gurgle...

    Next: Vault 15 Computer Parts