Favorite Quote

[Snowguy]

YIKES! That's a massive gravedig!

 

[Streeca]

Errr... i gather that's a bad thing? :={

 

[Snowguy]

Potentially. It could be vatted.

But to answer your question, Seven Demon Bag is a reference to Big Trouble in Little China.

 

[Minigun Jim]

My personal favourites are any of the dialogue options where they all lead to combat but give you a choice of "panicky grovelling", "badass" or "run for it!".

 

[Davis962]

My absolute favorite would have to be when you ask Renesca what Elton John was talking about it in his song Rocket Man

 

[Chancellor Kremlin]

''There are two kinds of people in the world Lloyd, those with loaded guns, and those that dig'' - The Chosen One to Pretty Boy Lloyd

*Drops Mine on Lloyd* ''All in a days work'' - Chosen One

lol...

 

[Perkyguy]

Marcus upon leveling up: "Gimme a stupid lookin' hat an' a tassel, cause I just graduated"

 

[TJ07]

Cassidy:"Step out of line Myron and I'm going to cut you" or something like that

 

[Werwolf]

Marcus with minigun: "Enemy, meet gun. Gun, meet enemy."

 

[Werwolf]

Also Myron, when trying to shoot wounded enemy:
"Please die, please die, please die, please die!!!"

 

[Sicblades]

The whole conversation with Renesco, telling him about your village. That was golden.

 

[JesusC]

"That's the last tribal joke." - Chosen One before blowing Bishop to little pieces.

 

[jero cvmi]

''There are two kinds of people in the world Lloyd, those with loaded guns, and those that dig'' - The Chosen One to Pretty Boy Lloyd

oh yeah, the absolute favorite.

sometimes i catch myself mumbling it when i'm on my way to work...

Also:

I need you to help me with my plan to take over the world.

OK.

And also

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and i'm all outta gum

i know, clint eastwood ripoff, but still... golden.

another golden movie ripoff:

I think you and mr. 44 here are going to have a conversation

also, some of the best quotes come from the text box...

dog was critically hit in the eyes for 654 hit points, resulting in severe blindness, as if there were any other kind. dog was killed.

* clicks on rocks *

you see: rocks.

* clicks again *

you carefully examine the rocks, but they don't look any more dangerous.

* clicks again *

there's nothing to see here, carry on.

*does a good deed, gains nothing but karma*

you feel a warm fuzzy feeling inside.

raider was hit in the groin for 234 hit points, sending her rolling on the floor. her fertile days are over.

you see: Ed. Ed's dead.

Insane.

 

[Chancellor Kremlin]

Hahaha yeah I miss the text box so much!

You keep a close eye on these rocks in case they move to attack you

Pigrat was critically hit in the head for 225HP, sending him to the great ratcatcher in the sky

Raider was critically hit for 98HP. Sadly, his spine is now visible from the front

Farmer was critically hit in the head for 102HP. The attack crushes the temple. Night sweetie

Hahaha... man that could entertatin me for hours just reading the different descriptions and the different weapon's effects on different creatures.

 

[Kanhef]

"Security Robot critically missed and took 6 hit points, knocked down, his weapon exploded and lost his next turn."

 

[Dead Guy]

Isn't the Lloyd-conversation at Golgotha also a Clint rip-off? I can't remember it exactly but I think that phrase in particular reminds me a lot of the end of the good, the bad and the ugly, when blondie and tuco are at the grave with the treasure and blondie throws a shovel to tuco and pulls out his revolver.

The best quote ever is from that movie by the way...

Tuco: "If you gotta shoot, shoot, don't talk."

Another goodie from fallout is when you convince Myron to join you, I can't remember it exactly but it's something about having a fuel cell and wearing a 100 year old jump suit, so let's hit the road?

"Up yours and have a bullet-breakfast, asshole" is another favourite.

 

[zenbitz]

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and i'm all outta gum

i know, clint eastwood ripoff, but still.

This is, of all things, a Rowdy Roddy Piper (wrestler-cum-actor) quote from John Carpenters' They Live.

 

[x'il]

"Security Robot critically missed and took 6 hit points, knocked down, his weapon exploded and lost his next turn."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA......thank you very much for that one...

and Dead Guy is correct: the Lloyd dialogue is from the good the bad and the ugly...

 

[evilmangopie]

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[TJ07]

I always enjoy pissing off the First Citizen in Vault City. She gets like, "ou look at me, I'm high and mighty, how dare you talk to me like that".