Favorite Quote

[greebles]

gee ... where to start?
I'll edit this with more later, but I laughed out loud during a boxing match in New Reno when one of the boxers yelled out "hadooken!"

 

[SoldierOfHope]

Mason: Well, check out this bouquet of assholes.

Renesco: Me? I'm jolly ol' Saint Nick. And YOU must be that stupid slip of porno trash that trench coat-wearing elderly men use to fulfill their masturbatory fantasies.


This... Is.... Hillarious!

 

[Ausdoerrt]

Fallout 1 at BOS base:

"So what should I do, climb the highest mountain?"

"Excellent, you can start now."

 

[Kanhef]

Renesco has some great lines for stupid characters:

Renesco: "Come on, [man|woman], out with it!"
(male porn star): "Okee dokee it coming out…you better stand back (Zip.)"
(female porn star): "Okee dokee. Need open bra first. Hold on (Zip.)"

also
"no shout WHY YOU KEEP SHOUTING BE STOPPING THE SHOUTING"
and
"…*sniff*…go get big brother to beat you up, old man! Then we'll have ice cream and…*sniff*…CAKE and a big party with clowns and…"

 

[Unno]

Whats your favorite Fallout 2 quote?

Typhon VS Seymour

S: A GECK? Yeah, there was a guy who...
T: Shhh! Shh! Someone's listening!

S: Well, certainly manure works well, but there's nothing like a rotting corpse for compost.
T: So that's why you wanted to move here! Easy pickings.

T: Whoo-ee! I sure hope you can process methane!
S: My leaves! My poor leaves! Aaaaagh!

S: Yeah, I've dabbled in cross-polination.
T: Not that there's anything WRONG with that.

T: Brains... braaaaaains... sorry, old habit.
S: That's okay. I'don't have one, remember?

S: Not to go on a limb here...
T: Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! No more plant jokes!

S: I wonder how my cousins in Arroyo are doing? I hope they're flourishing.
T: Of course they are! Unless some rat-bastard slaughters them all.

S: It's the great cycle of life, you see... life feeds on life feeds on life...
T: Uh huh. But YOU still eat manure. Sheesh.. plant philosophy..

S: It's not easy being green.
T: Tell me about it.

S: I like this place. I'm thinking of putting down roots here.
T: Okay, enough with the endless plant jokes, pal.

T: Well, I think I'll go open a door or something...
S: I think I have opposable thumb envy.

 

[Bland_Boy]

You have a lot of time on your hands to be standing around looking
at all this useless junk.

random encounter : examine junk :

 

[Hinther]

One of my favourites has to be the conversation you can have with the Enclave officer in the gecko plant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXwlDWPBnzU&NR=1

Hehe I gotta try that

 

[UnidentifiedFlyingTard]

"Hey Cody, You want some Jet? You wanna fly high with uncle scrambles?"

 

[lasix9]

My favorite comes from Ramirez at the jet stables in fallout two. You discuss where the jet is going, how he's doing a bunch of it, etc.

And then, one of the best farewells I've ever heard:
"Boy, am I glad someone had the wisdom to give you all automatic weapons. Makes me feel safe. Later, Ramirez."

First time I read that, I thought it was rather funny, and even clever. Love that line.

 

[RPGenius]

"Now, let's get the other bit of pleasentries out of the way, shall we: What the bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody hell are you doing here?!"

 

[F.E.V.DippedDoofus]

Something a prostitute said in New Reno like:

"You scored a 82, you should have used the mutated toe on Horrigan"

"Hope you got hip waders , 'cause we're about to walk in some serious shit!"

EDIT Forgot to put up the second one.

 

[RPGenius]

After wasting the Enclave, someone in New Reno "I feel a disturbance in the force. As if a million evil bastards screamed out, and were suddenly silenced."

 

[lomopingseph]

"You cut with the dull edge of the knife, don't you?"
- Harold

 

[SharkClub]

"Hey Lloyd! Catch! (Throws landmine in grave)." - Chosen One to Lloyd in Golgotha

Also, are we allowed quotes from the pipboy examinations and stuff?

*Eats mutated toe*
"You just ate you fucking toe!"

*Examines pile of rocks*
"You keep a close eye on these rocks in case they move to attack you."

Epic

 

[patriot_41]

There's something wrong with your signature, Reconite.

 

[SharkClub]

What is it?

Fallout 2 > Fallout 1 (on same levels with in the amount of fun imo) Fallout 3 > Tactics > BoS

Don't tell me you're a F3 fanboy telling me that it's better than 2...

 

[patriot_41]

What is it?

Fallout 2 > Fallout 1 (on same levels with in the amount of fun imo) Fallout 3 > Tactics > BoS

Don't tell me you're a F3 fanboy telling me that it's better than 2...

FO 1 is the best of the bunch. You cannot compare it to FO3 no matter what. FO 2 has more replayability value and added stuff the first one didn't have, but it's not as consistent. Tactics is kinda' OK. BoS and FO3 I wouldn't play if they paid me.

 

[Violator]

"Been there, done that, got the scars..." this one is priceless.

Also the line that VD says after killing the deathclaw mother: "I killed them all. Even the damned eggs" (or something like that; can't quite remember if this is exactly what he said).

and I must second this

FO 1 is the best of the bunch. You cannot compare it to FO3 no matter what. FO 2 has more replayability value and added stuff the first one didn't have, but it's not as consistent. Tactics is kinda' OK. BoS and FO3 I wouldn't play if they paid me.

because it is so true. Practically an axiom in my universe.

EDIT: also this

"I know who you are. You are walking death, a plague in human form. Where you step, blood flows like a river."

and this

"What do you want?"
"To see a valley filled with my enemies' heads mounted on spears. A silent valley, except for the wind whistling through their ears."

Truly memorable.

 

[Sduibek]

Post here your favorite Fallout quotes!

SPOILERS, OBVIOUSLY




These can be from any Fallout release. I'd actually love to see quotes that aren't from Fallout 1 & 2, because I haven't played the other games in the franchise (canon or not) nearly as much.


Here's some of my faves:

(Fallout 1 Demo)

"You're mean. I hate you." - Lenny
"Whatever." - Max Stone

(Fallout 2)

What do I WANT? I don't really know. Most of the time I ignore my quest and walk into the homes of others,
riffling through people's shelves...oooh, like those over there!
-- Chosen One

(rest are from Fallout 1)

Sarah: Oh, my god! You killed him!
Player: Oh, well. At least it's one more guy for my kill counter.
Sarah: Asshole.

"What is your problem, asshole? Maybe I put you to sleep, shithead!" --Doc Wu

"A desk. After further observation, you decide that it is still a desk."

Super Mutant Guard: You had best be surrendering.
Player: I'm a special mutant on a mission from your Master. Let me pass or face the consequences.
Super Mutant Guard: Oh, okay. Move along.

"You earn 300 experience points for puttin' a cap in Neal's ass, you Skul."

Dane -- pretty much everything he says but i like these in particular:

"I like Mr. Handy! I want to have sex with his cute little hands..."

"Don't mind him, he's an asshole. I love you. Do you love me?"

"...zombies are a disgrace to God, you know."

"MOOOO! MOOOOO! MOOOO! Brahma Nightkin, coming through! Here comes some sterile milk!"

"Dumped me in chemicals, filled me full of holes, played loud noises for me. That sort of shit. Tried to make me into something I'm not. Parents do that all the time."

"My name is Dane. I am a Viking. I like ducks. I rape and pillage! Will you rape and pillage with me?"

"I think I'll call my first child Fallout. I had a son once, but the radiation ate him in his mommy's womb."

 

[WelcomeToNewReno]

Some quotes from my favorite Fallout character, Cassidy.

"Dad named me after some comic book character from before the war. Said he was a mean sonuvabitch, too."

"God I wish I had a limit break..."

(At Lenny) "Ghoul-boy, you better keep your damn distance. Shoooo-weee, do you stink."

....And some general quotes.

"I feel like I've passed an arbitrary experience point limit and gained more power." -Myron

"Well, check out this bouquet of assholes." -Mason


Chosen One: Keep close to me.
Myron: Eh... all right. You ain't hitting on me, are you?

Ahhhhh.......Memories.....