Fuck It! (Fallout 4 review, rant, plead...)

"Fuck it!" That should be the subtitle of this game, so I made this for ya'll.

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I've read up people spending over 500 hours on the game already! What do you do in the game for that long when the most you can do is kill any non-immortal thing, building trash huts, and playing the role of garbage man? The game is so boring that I couldn't finish the game when none of the quests I experienced were any good and the dialogue was so cringeworthy. I also hate the real time console looting and dialogue, even though it brings up funny moments like this:

"Heard you were talking shit" :lol:
 
I think that people who work up stratospheric hour counts is that they are getting really into the settlement building, as you can spend more or less forever on that.
 
PossibleCabbage said:
I think that people who work up stratospheric hour counts is that they are getting really into the settlement building, as you can spend more or less forever on that.
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I stopped after attempting to make a couple settlements, I mean what's the point? It's just "there" with no purpose besides to make the towns Bethesda should've done but of course it's a do-it-yourself kit disguised as a game. "You want this? Well mods will fix it".
 
MercenarySnake said:
I've read up people spending over 500 hours on the game already! What do you do in the game for that long when the most you can do is kill any non-immortal thing, building trash huts, and playing the role of garbage man? The game is so boring that I couldn't finish the game when none of the quests I experienced were any good and the dialogue was so cringeworthy. I also hate the real time console looting and dialogue, even though it brings up funny moments like this:

"Heard you were talking shit" :lol:
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Maybe they just died of boredom while playing it and now the game is still playing with a dead person's head over the keyboard until someone finds out?
 
Risewild said:
Maybe they just died of boredom while playing it and now the game is still playing with a dead person's head over the keyboard until someone finds out?
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That would be the case if they didn't admit to spending over 500 hours with four "different" characters. They call them different characters, what they mean is the same character but with plastic surgery. There is a plastic surgery place in Diamond Shitty.
 
MercenarySnake said:
I stopped after attempting to make a couple settlements, I mean what's the point? It's just "there" with no purpose besides to make the towns Bethesda should've done but of course it's a do-it-yourself kit disguised as a game. "You want this? Well mods will fix it".
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Some people like putting together things (Minecraft, Legos, etc.) That's not me though, I like putting together characters, stories (I had a custom D&D setting that was recently retired after 11 years), but I can see why the Minecraft set like it.
 
PossibleCabbage said:
Some people like putting together things (Minecraft, Legos, etc.) That's not me though, I like putting together characters, stories (I had a custom D&D setting that was recently retired after 11 years), but I can see why the Minecraft set like it.
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Sure it can be fun to build things but as for this game, still no excuses for why this game is bare bones from a company swimming in cash.
 
base building will definitely pad your hours, I found an island bigger than diamond city built a huge base and then put scrapall into the console, lol. Another time sink is not fast traveling and actually clearing dungeon #143-287.
 
Spacemunkey said:
base building will definitely pad your hours, I found an island bigger than diamond city built a huge base and then put scrapall into the console, lol. Another time sink is not fast traveling and actually clearing dungeon #143-287.
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I admit I used fast travel in that game only so I didn't have to walk through a boring empty sandbox killing either Orc #3,472, zombie #6,294, or generic raider #1977. Oh or one of those sexbots with the pointy boobs.
 
Dr Fallout said:
Every fan base does, even the originals fanbase can be psychotic, only it's rare and when it does happen we in no way endorse it.
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Yeah, the fanbase can definitely be psychotic. Have you ever been on YouTube? I've got Bethesdrones throwing death threats because I don't love F3, I've got NMA trolls throwing death threats because I don't love F2... The Fallout fanbase is one of the grumpiest fanbases out there.
 
Ben Soto said:
Yeah, the fanbase can definitely be psychotic. Have you ever been on YouTube? I've got Bethesdrones throwing death threats because I don't love F3, I've got NMA trolls throwing death threats because I don't love F2... The Fallout fanbase is one of the grumpiest fanbases out there.
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Exactly, so the aim of most here is to find an in-between. It's what I hope we can all aspire to.
 
In a perfect world, all Fallout fans would join hands and sing Kumbaya, Obsidian and Bethesda would release a Fallout game that actually can appeal to everyone, and Frank Sinatra would have transferred his brain to a cyborg body and would have saved the world of music forever.

Alas, it cannot be, for Pete Hines and Emil Whateverthefuckhisnameis are stupid. Todd Howard gets a pass because he was executive producer on Morrowind. He's not stupid. He's prematurely senile.
 
I think a perfect world would be, Fallout games developed by Bethesda, but with Obsidian writers.

Or they could just hire me.
If anyone from Bethesda is reading this, I'm willing to work for free.
Just give me a message and we can work out some kind of treatment.

C'mon, I can't possibly be worse than the guy you have now.
 
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