maximaz
Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
Playing Fable III. With another year in development by someone with a solid RPG experience, this could have been one of the greatest games ever made. There are some truly genius moments, and writing and voice acting are great and genuinely hilarious. Even the structure of the game itself is fantastic and has so much potential.
Yet, it's equally shit. It is a horrible console port, the menu system is infuriating, the simplest tasks are a pain in the ass, character interaction is retarded, map sucks ass, combat is tedious and repetitive, countless confusing little elements all over, enemy variety is crap, controls are plain stupid, bugfest, no dialog system, horrible lip-syncing, bloom and blur (read ghosting) will drive you blind and insane, quest journal is a joke, quest-trail (pixie dust) fucking trolls, nothing is intuitive, GFWL, bullshit DLC, annoying fucking dog, shit loot, etc. etc. etc.
Having said that, I will still replay it as an evil dude because it is just that funny. "Soon, you'll be one of us! Dead; not part of our social circle." Priceless.
Yet, it's equally shit. It is a horrible console port, the menu system is infuriating, the simplest tasks are a pain in the ass, character interaction is retarded, map sucks ass, combat is tedious and repetitive, countless confusing little elements all over, enemy variety is crap, controls are plain stupid, bugfest, no dialog system, horrible lip-syncing, bloom and blur (read ghosting) will drive you blind and insane, quest journal is a joke, quest-trail (pixie dust) fucking trolls, nothing is intuitive, GFWL, bullshit DLC, annoying fucking dog, shit loot, etc. etc. etc.
Having said that, I will still replay it as an evil dude because it is just that funny. "Soon, you'll be one of us! Dead; not part of our social circle." Priceless.