Generic Birthday thread (they ALL go in here)

R.Graves said:
Not sure I'm uhhh endowed enough for that career path.
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Well as long as you can please others it doesn't matter how well endowed or not you are as long as it's not micro sized.
I remember a friend who wasn't well endowed at all(he was depantsed in the middle of a skating rink in front of tons of people) and yet he still got women(even though to be fair they liked to sleep around with random guys on a regular basis going by how they only needed dick picks and nothing else before sleeping around and the fact that one of them gave him herpes :lol:). Anyways what kind of cake are you getting?
 
MercenarySnake said:
Well as long as you can please others it doesn't matter how well endowed or not you are as long as it's not micro sized.
I remember a friend who wasn't well endowed at all(he was depantsed in the middle of a skating rink in front of tons of people) and yet he still got women(even though to be fair they liked to sleep around with random guys on a regular basis going by how they only needed dick picks and nothing else before sleeping around and the fact that one of them gave him herpes :lol:). Anyways what kind of cake are you getting?
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Uhhh I was talking about the porn industry. Ain't about pleasing its about how good shit looks on camera.

Probably vannila.
 
R.Graves said:
Uhhh I was talking about the porn industry. Ain't about pleasing its about how good shit looks on camera.

Probably vannila.
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Like I said, you cute. Could star as a young rascal who gets picked up by a big burly police officer who gives you a choice between a ride to the station and a ride upon his big dick.

Anyway, happy birthday, you're growing up. Soon you'll see how miserable adulthood is and how your youth fades away far too fast for comfort and the loving embrace of death will seem all the more alluring.
 
R.Graves said:
I dunno man... He's spends all his time alone in that tent... Surrounded by men... And no women... Never mentions a s
SO...

You'd think a man In Caesar's position would have a few a consort or at least a concubine or two but he doesn't because... He's gay.
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Perhaps Caesar doesn't want to have an heir just yet, and will wait until he has taken over Vegas, and then he'll procreate.
 
Mr Fish said:
Like I said, you cute. Could star as a young rascal who gets picked up by a big burly police officer who gives you a choice between a ride to the station and a ride upon his big dick.

Anyway, happy birthday, you're growing up. Soon you'll see how miserable adulthood is and how your youth fades away far too fast for comfort and the loving embrace of death will seem all the more alluring.
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Can't be much worse than my childhood. Hell at least I now posses the power to actually fix my life.
 
a721402 said:
But even in adulthood, other people's mistake could still get you into trouble, even you done nothing wrong in the whole time.
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I know. that's the shit happened to me my whole childhood. I'm not dumb you guys. Must you be so patronizing?
 
Hello all,

Today (well technically yesterday October 23th) was my birthday. I am a little late with posting this message as I had a rather busy day and had a rather lousy night before that, so I was rather tired of all the activity and wanted to sleep for a while.

I am thirty-seven now though I honestly still feel that I am in my twenties mentally. In some ways that is even somewhat frustrating as I had hoped that I would be able to deal with certain subjects and personal relations better over the years, getting some experience of wisdom that would help me get easier through life.
Sadly that hasn't come yet. (well it doesn't help when you sit most of the time at home due to lack of work or hobbies that take you outside)

My family came by today, my brother, my sister-in-law, and my sister to celebrate my birthday. I usually tend to ask for useful things when my family wants to give me something for my birthday (I buy the stuff I like myself so this is easier) so they got me a new bed and a new couch as my previous ones had pretty much reached the end of their usefulness.
The new couch and new bed are very nice but it is a little getting used to that the bed is a lot higher than my old one, I still worry that I might accidentally drop off if I start to roll around during sleep.

I also have been hearing from my internet contacts and some have asked me if I would like to have a book or a game for my birthday. I have not decided yet what I would really like to ask for. (well probably a book on drawing exercises)

What I would really like to wish for this year other than drawing talent and finally be able to focus on accomplishing my goals and dreams? Well for one I would really like to get over that damn depression and bouts of existential fear that I have been having since last year November, and finally get over the train travel phobia which I was cured of last year but came back with a vengeance this year. (probably because of the depression)

I really hope that in this coming year I will be able to get a job/employment, and determine for myself what I would really like to do for a living, even if just for a couple of years. A real income would be nice and it would take my mind of a lot of worries I keep running in my head such as being able to pay rising costs of living.

Well that is it for me, I am looking online right now on what I would like to buy for myself and I am a little bit sick of eating left over birthday cake and fries with minced meat sausages.


Edit: this is also the reason why I am late with the review. I have not forgotten about it but I still have not heard from a few participants regarding their addition to it.
 
R.Graves said:
Well at least I'll be the one fucking it up this time. That alone is a plus.
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Then feel embarrassed about it afterwards.

R.Graves said:
I know. that's the shit happened to me my whole childhood. I'm not dumb you guys. Must you be so patronizing?
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Nah, I thought like you at first until all the bullshit that comes with adulthood. Then I found out how dreadful it was. Also getting in trouble when you didn't do anything wrong can happen and when that happens it's even worse then having that happen as a teen or kid.
 
Happy B.D. Remember, best things in life are free. Go outside for a jog, bike ride, go to the sea side, for a walk in the park. I'm sure over in Netherland you have nice weather so enjoy that stuff.
 
MercenarySnake said:
Then feel embarrassed about it afterwards.


Nah, I thought like you at first until all the bullshit that comes with adulthood. Then I found out how dreadful it was. Also getting in trouble when you didn't do anything wrong can happen and when that happens it's even worse then having that happen as a teen or kid.
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1. I've literally never been embaraased in my life. Don't care enough to be embarrassed.

2. My shiy gets stolen all the time because mom can't keep her trash out of the house. Hell at least once I'm by myself I ain't gotta deal with all this domestic violence BS anymore. Its just a nuisance at this point.

Why are you guys trying to ruin this so hard?
 
Hey faggot, you can't make your own birthday thread. It has to be forced upon you. Like FEV.

Seriously happy birthday though.

And if you're that worried about rolling off your bed.. just push it up against your wall and sleep up against the wall. That's what I do.
 
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