Generic Birthday thread (they ALL go in here)

Uhhh thanks guys.
But tbh this is a little premature I'm not 18 till the 20th.

Oh! @Millim if you insist on writing me into a birthday orgy could ya do me a favour and work Billy kaulitz in there somehow?
 
Dr Fallout said:
Fuck.
Millim, we have to call it off!
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Not necessarily.
 
Millim said:
You see Graves, I didn't get this kind of welcome on my Birthday (which was the 17th guys, c'mon, I'm not getting any younger).
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Don't worry, I didn't get it either in the 16th :lmao:.

Well happy early birthday Graves! Now you are old and almost fully adult (because isn't the drinking age in the USA 21?).
Hope you have a great day mate! And in your actually bday too (I don't know if I will be around then) :nod:.
 
Dr Fallout said:
Drinking age in Australia is 18, and sexual maturity (:smug:) is at 16.
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Wel legally I'm the age of consent. (Age of consent in Kentucky is 16) Which means that legally I can do some of the nastiest, most degenerate, highly deplorable sex acts with another person. So long as it's consensual. (And I think their parents have to be cool with it too but I wouldn't know for sure) but I gotta wait 23 hours and 20 minutes before I can rent a tape of people doing the same shit. :aiee:
 
R.Graves said:
Uhhh thanks guys.
But tbh this is a little premature I'm not 18 till the 20th.

Oh! @Millim if you insist on writing me into a birthday orgy could ya do me a favour and work Billy kaulitz in there somehow?
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Why you doing this to me?!
I take it back, have a miserable birthday.
How dare you be born one day before, it's disgusting
 
Risewild said:
Don't worry, I didn't get it either in the 16th :lmao:.

Well happy early birthday Graves! Now you are old and almost fully adult (because isn't the drinking age in the USA 21?).
Hope you have a great day mate! And in your actually bday too (I don't know if I will be around then) :nod:.
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Happy belated birthday. I hope it was a good one.

Now go away and stop hogging R.Graves undeserved spotlight.

Man I missed @Ragemage
 
Happy birthday Graves. You and I have talked a couple times and you seem like a good guy. Here's to many more years!
 
cordelionreaver said:
Happy Birthday.
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Uhhhh... Still premature by like an hour but whatever different time zone and all.

I'm just super psyched that in like 30 minutes I could go out and by as many dildos as my little heart desires.

Whats the next milestone? 21? Then I can buy whiskey. I like whiskey. Whiskey is good.

And then what... Uh... At 25 I can rent a car...

And then... Uhhh... At 35 I could run for President...

And then uhh... No thats. pretty much it. Guess I'll kill myself after my first term. Has any other president done that?

OR! I should blow my head off in the middle of my inaugural speech. That'll make for great entertainment.
 
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