How do you think you will die?

[Meanbean G.]

I propably get deadly hit by a car in england as a pedestrian who wants to cross the street butt is too dump to look in the right direction......butt I'de rather get blown up

 

[Ashmo]

I propably get deadly hit by a car in england as a pedestrian who wants to cross the street butt is too dump to look in the right direction......butt I'de rather get blown up

Now, everybody knows that Bavarians have a natural tendency to avoid speaking proper German, but this is ridiculous.

 

[[Rusty Chopper]]

The nervous system collapse, probably. This is worse than getting shot.

 

[S]

collapse of nervous system might not be as bad as you think, it could be less painful than getting shot. You won't feel much pain. Its like dying by neuro-degenerate diseases where you gradually loose sensations. Not much physical pain for you but dreadful for the people care about you.

Never think how to die, think how to live. Once dead there will be a brand new life following it.

 

[FeelTheRads]

Really? Well, I'll say.

You mean there is no "Uninstall" option?

 

[Zoidberg]

I just hope it will be quick and painless.

 

[Sander]

By being chased off a cliff by a bunch of hot naked girls.

 

[Ratty Sr.]

By being chased off a cliff by a bunch of hot naked girls.

<nerdy comment>So you will end up like Adaon in Guy Gavriel Kay's "Tigana"?</nerdy comment>

 

[Sander]

<nerdy comment>So you will end up like Adaon in Guy Gavriel Kay's "Tigana"?</nerdy comment>

Who, who and what?

 

[Ratty Sr.]

Adaon. One of the Triad. The father of humanity. Every year he is chased to the edge of a cliff and killed by priestesses of two other deities.

Guy Gavriel Kay. A Canadian fantasy author. Known to write fantasy novels based on real-world history.

Tigana. A book by G.G.Kay. Also a country in said book, which saw its cities utterly devastated and name magically ripped from minds of men by a tyrant named Brandin as a revenge for his son's death.

 

[Ashmo]

I think he was thinking more along the lines of Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life, which has a scene where a guy was permitted to choose the way he should die.

 

[The Commissar]

While playing that old White Army officer's club game while far too intoxicated to realize I have no debts to pay off.

Except of course the unpayable debt I have to the Glorious Motherland, to which I have dedicated my life.

Duty ends only with Death!

 

[Jebus]

Duty ends only with Death!

Or paralization from the eyebrows down.

 

[John Uskglass]

Or paralization from the eyebrows down.

Lauren has harnessed her pure love for the Party in her mind to the extent that she can detect and kill Reactionaries, Capitalists, Trotskyites, Old Bolsheviks, Monarchists, Fascists, Anarchists and Unitiarians with her mind.

 

[Elissar]

if this is so... Why am I not dead... "comrade" pfft...

 

[WarMonger]

i'll probably die killing the government agents trying to take my guns... or from heart attack

 

[[Rusty Chopper]]

Not much physical pain for you but dreadful for the people care about you.

But that is gross!! I'll ask my relatives to shoot me if such crap takes place!

WarMonger, respect!

TheCommissar, you'd better kill Capitalists within the country first.

 

[S]

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Not much physical pain for you but dreadful for the people care about you.

But that is gross!! I'll ask my relatives to shoot me if such crap takes place!

Not so fast, depending where you live. euthanasia may not be legal. Meaning that if anyone killed you for any reason at all even if you asked them to would be murder.

so not only will you cause endless suffering to your friends and family, the shooter will also be prosecuted on accounts of murder

instead of shooting yourself why not injecting an overdose of ***
(of your choice) ) to inflict max pain .

 

[rgne]

Having my leg trapped in a switch and being run over by a train... *splat*

 

[welsh]

I seriously thought I would die in a nuclear apocalypse- but that's what happens when you come of age when Reagan is in office.

Probably in a car accident. I am a speed demon.

Cancer or disease- perhaps. I eat badly. But I won't die of it. IF it comes to Cancer I am going Bungee jumping with a long cord.

I suspect my wife might murder me. God knows I have it coming. I had thought she would use a knife and plunge it into my body, but honestly that would be risky. I might be able to break her neck with my last gasp of air.

But I suspect she's thought of that.

Yesterday I saw that the National Geographic Issue featuring poisons was next to our bed. Great issues, lots of neat things about poisons. Did you know its often caused by allergic reactions or the consumption of noxious metals?

Well my wife knows now.
You see where this is going.....

So if I don't post for awhile.....