How do you think you will die?

work accident, probably. or just plain old natural death....or maybe if I don't stop listen to metal I'll brake my neck while headbanging...it has happened to other people...dunno...I'll worry about getting a life first :P
 
maybe, but it rarely happenes un-natural or exiting things with me, so natural death = boring, i.e. I'll die naturally...or by some stupid thing like a work accident, fallof a roof, fall from scafolding, etc. I have a nasty habit of climbing on the outside of scafoldings...
 
Either because of some type of cancer, or maybe by springing some ancient trap or invoking a curse while working on an archaeological dig or something.

Or maybe as a sacrifice to some dark God in order to save humanity. But cancer will probably be the death of me.
 
S said:
euthanasia may not be legal. Meaning that if anyone killed you for any reason at all even if you asked them to would be murder.
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I knew you would say that. But that's totally unfair. I mean, it is my choice whether to die or to stay alive. To my mind, if I don't think, I do not exist. Then what is the sence of being a burden for my dear ones?

S said:
instead of shooting yourself why not injecting an overdose of ***
(of your choice) :twisted:) to inflict max pain :twisted:.
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That's a good idea about a deadly injection. It could be also acceptable to try the taste of cyanide. Less pain more efficiency.

Ohhh. Sounds like a death club.
We'd better stop that dreadful discussion.
 
Several possibilities:
-Heart Attack at 40.
-Heart Attack at 45.
-Heart attack at 60.
-Getting tired of living at 469.
-An awesome nuclear explosion.
-A tragic Dance-off accident where I wasn't even dancing.
-Dying of an Old-Age disease.
 
S said:
Not so fast, depending where you live. Euthanasia may not be legal. Meaning that if anyone killed you for any reason at all even if you asked them to would be murder. :P So not only will you cause endless suffering to your friends and family...
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It would be better to rob a bank and get killed cause you didn't give your gun away.

Who I would die?
Tortured by the Americans, but "saved" by my twin, I would say to him, "Open your eyes, take good look and see, who much fun they had in me." And then I would be dead.

No seriously. I will die from a heart attack, the block that will stop my heart is already in my leg, and the pain keeps growing. :look:
 
I kinda always assumed I'd die of a blood infection following a bungled suicide attempt.

w00t!

Teh Drama!

Or is that not what this thread is about?
:?
 
The only thing I know is that I won't die of old age. What goes first - the liver, the heart or the cock (and thus me killing myself) - I dunno.
 
Considering where Im at maybe an IED. Either that or suicide, heart attack, cancer, or gonaherpasyphilitis.
 
I intend to attempt suicide by jumping off a building, catching my nuts on a flag pole and paralysing myself on the road below after slowing myself a bit.

I will then die of old age.
 
At some point in my life I will get sick and tired of everything and everyone, join the French Foreign Legion and then die gunned down in the asshole of the world while charging against enemy lines.
 
Most likely: In a hospital bed with terminal cancer or emphysema

It sucks to think about, but I've smoked tons of cigarettes for too many years to really believe that I won't end up with one or the other if something else doesn't kill me first.
 
After talking today with one of the DPW guys about the hangers here on post today.... my possabilities of death has expanded

Helicopter crash
Helicopter crash (enemy fire)
mortar or rocket attack
asbestos poisioning (cancer)
Lung cancer (cigarette type)
Skin cancer (various nasty chemicals i've been soaked in countless times)
Central Nervous System breakdown (thank you JP4 jet fuel)
Lead poisioning (foud out today that the floors of all of our hangers have lead in them and we are not supposed to sweep them, but we have since i've been here)
 
Elissar said:
Helicopter crash
Helicopter crash (enemy fire)
mortar or rocket attack
asbestos poisioning (cancer)
Lung cancer (cigarette type)
Skin cancer (various nasty chemicals i've been soaked in countless times)
Central Nervous System breakdown (thank you JP4 jet fuel)
Lead poisioning (foud out today that the floors of all of our hangers have lead in them and we are not supposed to sweep them, but we have since i've been here)
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Being an officer in the US Army doesn't sound like a very healthy career.
 
Well, both grandfathers died of heart-related illnesses, and I smoke and eat too much deep-fried and/or fast food... so I'll probably not live past 60.

Ratty said:
Seeing as our civilization will collapse ten years from now, my guess is - starvation, disease or killed by looters.
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I first read that as "lobsters".
 
Kiled by lobsters? Sure, why not? Being cooked alive tends to make one quite violent and vindictive.
 
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