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Monty Python back to 70s, doing some sketches with them will be very fun.
If You Could Fight Anyone From History, Who Would It Be And Why?
- Thread starter Crossfire
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Mr muggyman 3000
Lover of coffe cups
Anne frank. I would give this anti aryan yid something worth crying about.
Ragemage
Wept for Zion
Muhummad. I'm curious as to what he looks like since Muslims won't allow a single image of him to exist. Plus I think I can take him so long as this is fists only. No scimitars allowed.
You'd have to get passed his army of 9 year old wives first
He'd be tiny by our standards too, most likely. That's my reasoning for fighting Ghengis Khan. I'd break that little yellow bastard.
Dr Fallout
Centurion
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
How much do you like the prospect of being anally buttraped by that little yellow bastard? He's had a lot of practice.
Me? I would fight the damn little shitty Yid pseudo-Bolshevik son of a bitch Trotsky.
I like my chances.
Dr Fallout
Centurion
You're only chance is that due to riding horses for most of his life he'll be bowlegged and awkward on land.
And that he had a malnourished childhood and I'm bigger. Put that fucker in a choke and watch him go to sleep.
Dr Fallout
Centurion
Malnourished childhood=/=Weakness in adult life after lots of food
Uh-huh.
Maybe I should just fight you, profligate?
Dr Fallout
Centurion
Hah, I'll wipe the floor with you. I do... fencing... fuck.
eissa
Artanis "Altáriel" Nerwen Nos Finwe
not a chance ragemage, i hear he could best a wrestler...said wrestler converted to islam. its told in a famous authentic hadith if i remember
Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is king. Don't even contest me. You're only one timezone away. We could make this happen.
Well, it's not like either the Hadith or the Koran is going to talk about him getting his ass kicked.
Dr Fallout
Centurion
Give me an epee and I'll shove it right up your ass. Also yeah, it's on.
RangerBoo
Resident Schizo Poster
The is a lot of people I want to fight but I think the people I want to fight the most will be Hollywood celebrities. I mean the I just can't stand the elitism and holier-then-thou attitude that they have. Oooo... So you think you are better and smarter then me because you get paid millions for being a puppet? Aww.... Your mad because people don't cling and listen to your bullshit anymore? I'll fight you mother fuckers 10 on 1. I beat the shit out of 3 girls who wouldn't stop picking on me in high school at the same time, I'll easily beat your pampered little asses!
I was going to say that I wanted fight Antony Burch and the jackasses at Channel Autism but nu-males like Anthony and the Anal Awesome "guys" won't put up much of a fight.
I was going to say that I wanted fight Antony Burch and the jackasses at Channel Autism but nu-males like Anthony and the Anal Awesome "guys" won't put up much of a fight.
eissa
Artanis "Altáriel" Nerwen Nos Finwe
once. twice maybe, one where he being 'called' due to he ignored a possible convert (but a poor and blind one) instead he prefer quraish noble
second, in battle of uhud; it is said that he lost one of his teeth due to arrow and boulder thrown at him.
I will 100% not be giving you an epee then. Duh! That's @Vergil's fetish, not mine fuckboy.
That doesn't sound fair. You might need to do like a 10-20 man gauntlet type thing if you wanna give those limp-wrists a fighting chance.
eissa
Artanis "Altáriel" Nerwen Nos Finwe
well gentlemen, i'm intrigued now. give me 90lbs turkish bow and arrow, and kriegmesser i'll best you both haha
