well gentlemen, i'm intrigued now. give me 90lbs turkish bow and arrow, and kriegmesser i'll best you both haha
You need to be brought into the 21st century. We've come a long way.
If You Could Fight Anyone From History, Who Would It Be And Why?
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You need to be brought into the 21st century. We've come a long way.
Dr Fallout
Centurion
Fine, I'll guess I have to do it roughhouse then... give me the sabre!
Well shit... I guess my 9mm Mauser will have to do.well gentlemen, i'm intrigued now. give me 90lbs turkish bow and arrow, and kriegmesser i'll best you both haha
What if they bring a gun?well gentlemen, i'm intrigued now. give me 90lbs turkish bow and arrow, and kriegmesser i'll best you both haha
Or a car?
You ever fight a car? Not easy let me tell you.
This started off as an innocent hypothetical 1v1 against a historical figure in an MMA style bout. But you crazy fucks have escalated it to the point where we have these game of thrones niggas bringing swords and bows and arrows and shit, we got Ranger Boo fighting a 100-man kumite against the combined staff of Buzzfeed and Huffpost and then Vergil is going to go all Nice terror attack on whoever's left. You people are savages.
Dr Fallout
Centurion
Damn right!
eissa
Artanis "Altáriel" Nerwen Nos Finwe
Savage
Oh dear. Did I break the rules?
eissa
Artanis "Altáriel" Nerwen Nos Finwe
nope
I'd fight Hitler's mum while she was pregnant with Hitler.
CT Phipps
Carbon Dated and Proud
She was against Indians?
AlphaSlayerZX
Deadpan
Stalin. I would pick Hitler, but I feel like he's pretty overused.
Mr muggyman 3000
Lover of coffe cups
No she probably would have loved the brown bastards. She was a hatefull bigot against the beautiful white people of Germany, and her little "diary"(propaganda) helped popularize the myth of the so called "holocaust". She was basically the worlds first SJW
CT Phipps
Carbon Dated and Proud
Jogre
So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs
I'd quite like to fight Julius Caesar.
But since I'd never win in a fair fight, I'd like to demand a few extra conditions: I want several other people on my team all armed with knives, and for Julius Caesar to start the fight with his back turned to us.
And I'd also have to disguise myself as Marcus Brutus so that I was allowed to see him in the first place.
Fuck it, I'm inventing a time machine and I'm making this happen.
But since I'd never win in a fair fight, I'd like to demand a few extra conditions: I want several other people on my team all armed with knives, and for Julius Caesar to start the fight with his back turned to us.
And I'd also have to disguise myself as Marcus Brutus so that I was allowed to see him in the first place.
Fuck it, I'm inventing a time machine and I'm making this happen.
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CaptJ
The Rival of Roquefort Hall
Karl Marx. I have no real intention to win. I just want to kick his teeth in.
Throatpunch
Banned
Hitler, Goebbels, Himmler, Goering, Stalin, Lenin, Karl Marx, Ghandi, Menegle.
MutantScalper
Dogmeat
Off topic but I'd actually like to get a sabre of some type. A pretty hefty one so it would be pretty durable and would have some momentum.
Jogre
So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs
What's with all the hate towards Karl Marx? I mean, you may not agree with his ideology, but he wasn't a bad guy by any use of the word.
MutantScalper
Dogmeat
Even the British recognize the greatness of Marx as a philosopher.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/pressreleases/stories/2005/07_july/13/radio4.shtml