If You Could Fight Anyone From History, Who Would It Be And Why?

What's with all the hate towards Karl Marx? I mean, you may not agree with his ideology, but he wasn't a bad guy by any use of the word.
He was a guy who spent his whole life borrowing money from people and never paying it back, not having a real job, fucking his family over, and then writing about economics as if he had any clue what he was talking about and his retardation has ruined modern academia.
 
Honestly, I'd be very intrigued if it had been someone else who had caught on the way Marx did. His ideas were hardly new and part of a much larger collection of thinkers who had similar but, well, to be blunt, better thought out variations on working class struggles.

I half wonder if he didn't become as popular as he did because the Communist Manifesto was really short and easy to read.

If I could SHOOT someone in the past, it'd be a toss up between Hitler and Lenin.

If I had to FIGHT someone, I'd do Bruce Lee because while I'd lose, it'd be a chance to see him in action--albeit I would have to film it in slow motion to see why I'm unconscious for a week.
 
He was a guy who spent his whole life borrowing money from people and never paying it back, not having a real job, fucking his family over, and then writing about economics as if he had any clue what he was talking about and his retardation has ruined modern academia.
So he's your big role model?
 
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