If you were a tree which tree would you be

[Hassknecht]

I think it's clear what I'd be:

 

[Crni Vuk]

I know that, as a serbian, this might come as a surprise to you, but it's generally considered bad form to have sex with close family members.

Your dad was not a motherfucker? >_>

 

[R.Graves]

Your dad was not a motherfucker? >_>

Unless Hass has some older siblings then no.

 

[zegh8578]

Trees are bad ass

I think I'd want to be a conifer

they are hardcore ass-kickers!

 

[Crni Vuk]

Unless Hass has some older siblings then no.

Ah! You guys mean Motherfucker means someone fucking his OWN mother. Now I getyah.

 

[Hassknecht]

Ah! You guys mean Motherfucker means someone fucking his OWN mother. Now I getyah.

It seriously didn't occur to you that THAT was the intended insult?

 

[Crni Vuk]

In all seriousness, actually not, no :p.

 

[GonZo_626]

I'm going with Tamarack. Grows nice and straight, and looses its needles in the winter, was a surveyors best friend.

 

[Mr Fish]

I think it's clear what I'd be:

Dead and mutilated?

 

[alec]

I don't want to be a tree. Trees have miserable lives. If they don't get turned into furniture or paperbacks, they have to stand in the same goddamn spot for what seems like an eternity. And they have all these creepy crawlies crawling all over them, 24/7, but they can't scratch themselves. Imagine that, it's fucking torture.
Can I at least be something cool like a huge chunk of ice circling around an alien moon? 'Cause I think I could do that for at least a couple of centuries, maybe even a millennia or two. Anything astronomical would do, really, but nothing denser than a neutron star 'cause I don't want to attract much attention.



Sometimes I cry myself to sleep.

 

[valcik]

I'd be beech in one of our Carpathian mountains forests. This one hopefully:

Badass tree with strong feets, huge balls, boner, and everything!

 

[Crni Vuk]

I don't want to be a tree. Trees have miserable lives. If they don't get turned into furniture or paperbacks, they have to stand in the same goddamn spot for what seems like an eternity. And they have all these creepy crawlies crawling all over them, 24/7, but they can't scratch themselves. Imagine that, it's fucking torture.
Can I at least be something cool like a huge chunk of ice circling around an alien moon? 'Cause I think I could do that for at least a couple of centuries, maybe even a millennia or two. Anything astronomical would do, really, but nothing denser than a neutron star 'cause I don't want to attract much attention.



Sometimes I cry myself to sleep.

 

[TheHouseAlwaysWins]

taiga

 

[Mak]

A Peach Tree.

Harvest my ripe fruit, baby.

 

[TieAndSuitDude]

Probably a Bonsai. Dunno, but they look really compact und stuff.

This was a bad attempt at a joke.