Okay, since it's trendy now to give detail, I'll rephrase my original introduction:
My name is Ashmo (which is short for Ashmodai because too many people run around with that name already) and I came through an interdimensional rift from hell to the country formerly known as Germany at some point during May 1985.. Luckily no other brats followed so I always stayed the single son of my parents -- a businessman with a degree in philosophy and a writeress of lyrics, short prose and city guides.
Although I was raised with catholic influences I'm not faithful to any deity, which is correlated with my philosophical "confession" being deterministic phyiscalism which again goes in hand with my interest in programming and, to some degree, AI.
Further I am a socialist and pacifist although one of my major (most notable in terms of expenses anyway) hobbies is medieval reenactment, which essentially consists of hitting other people with blunt medieval steel weaponry. The other is programming and especially game development although like Molyneux I've been chasing the same single idea for most of the past decade.
A few months ago I graduated at the German equivalent of a high school (with the absolutely incredible average of 2.7, one decimal less than my father and two less than my mother) with the subjects Adv. English, Adv. Chemistry, Philosophy and Mathematics.
As of this month my country has decided that I am a male, adult, single child who is not married and qualifies for getting bumfucked by the military draft with a T-2 qualification, which is why I am now serving as a civilian in the library and archive of a mental clinic (also called a nuthouse or cookoo's nest) as I chose civilian duty over homo-erotic mud-hugging with guns and shower rapes.
As far as I know I am pretty much heterosexual although I don't think sexual orientation is a binary system and that that perception is a common cause of unhealthy mental conditions (much like some people get offensive at you if you try to suggest that they masturbate even tho for obvious reasons chances are you are correct), which is why I'm strictly against discrimination based on sexuality, just as I am against discrimination based on ethnicity (which doesn't mean I don't think racist jokes can be funny if they are good -- being able to laugh about something at least is true; heck the problem with most Germans is that they can't laugh about Hitler), religion, nationality, skin color (not entirely equal to ethnicity) or disorders.
However I do discriminate people who discriminate others based on the things I just named and people who watch MTV and like it. I also am anti-American but that has nothing to do with the actual persons but more with the national ideology, foreign politics and all America stands for outside of America these days (which happens to be quite the opposite of what some Americans think).
I don't have a favorite music genre, but I do like various bands non-Germans can't know and Germans usually don't know either (In Extremo, Subway to Sally, Unheilig, Tanzwut, Goethes Erben), bands people who know them hate (Oomph!, Atrocity) and bands nobody has ever heard of (Raunchy, Kaizers Orchestra, Lodger). I also like Rammstein. I guess you could say I like some brands of Metal.
I'm kind of obsessed with nuclear warfare (to a healthy limit tho) and tend to attend complex discussions about difficult issues and participate constructively until my brain switches off and my own posts bite me in the ass, much to the entertainment of the other side.
Oh, right, I also have a big penis.