I'd bet my dog's black heart that Carib can make it so you two have to shit in a colostomy bag for the rest of your lives. Skinny and short is better than fat and overly tall, you plump, cellulite infested pukes!
j/k
but not really...
Don't let the white man get your black ass down, Carib. I suggest you piss a 'v' on their jackets to let them know who's boss. 'V' for victory! 'V' for Vechio! Can I get a "hoohah sergeant!"?