It`s Miroslav time! And a pic from you too!

Well, i didnt know that quote was from there...

Kubrick is one of my favorite directors so i have seen it a few times :)

There are not many famous quotes from that movie tho...

But now i know which one he meant:


Pvt Joker: Do you suck dick, private?

Pvt Pyle: Sir no sir!

Pvt Joker: Buuulshit! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, faggot!
 
This raises one question:

What would happen, if you kick your Sarges ass in front of all you mates? Is there some sort of penalty for it?
 
The dead know only one thing: it's better to be alive.

This is from one of the best scenes imo :lol:

Pogue Colonel: Marine, what is that button on your body armor?
Private Joker: A peace symbol, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Where'd you get it?
Private Joker: I don't remember, sir.
Pogue Colonel: What is that you've got written on your helmet?
Private Joker: "Born to Kill," sir.
Pogue Colonel: You write "Born to Kill" on your helmet and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?!
Private Joker: No, sir.
Pogue Colonel: You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you!
Private Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man.
Private Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.
Pogue Colonel: The what?
Private Joker: The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Whose side are you on, son?
Private Joker: Our side, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Don't you love your country?
Private Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?
Private Joker: Yes, sir!
Pogue Colonel: Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.
Private Joker: Aye-aye, sir.
 
Vox said:
This raises one question:

What would happen, if you kick your Sarges ass in front of all you mates? Is there some sort of penalty for it?
a wet behind the ears scumbag newbie kicking a gunny's ass? keep on dreaming. :wink:

and it's pretty sure you'll land in the brig for hitting a superior, Vox. (unless it's during HtH training, of course)
 
But fucking up a military authority with my 13 years of martial art practice would be definetly a good laugh for the mates... It'd be worth even ROTTING in the darn brig! :D
 
Haha, haven't you heard about the Mobile Portugese Icebreakers? :D

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ALLAHU AKBARR MOTHERFUCKS!

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Oh teh noes! The only think worse than an Islamic terrorist... an Islamist punk! He'll make us all listen to Muezzin Sex Pistols covers! (Ducks and covers)


...though, what would the Portuguese do with an ice breaker? The lazy bums always colonized tropical lands so they could slack around all day in the sun with their siestas while the black man does all the work. ;)
 
Wow a picture of DJ Slamak! I never would have expected him to actually post a picture.

Damn that nose is so thin and sharp! It lookes like it was chiseled from rock.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
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