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"My last wish before I pass is that I ruin the image you have of me, here are the passwords to my computers, may what you find sear itself into your brain forever."

Or just "Satan needs me, I'll see ya'll later".

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(a vegan) "Don't eat innocent animals, eat me."
 
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I would probably quote Monty Python:
"Always look at the bright side of death" from the Always look at the bright side of life song from Life of Brian.

I would probably want that song played at my funeral too, and write on my will I want everyone to whistle together with that song when the whistling part comes on. If anyone didn't whistle I would haunt them forever.
 
I have multiple statements, I just can't seem commit to a singular one.

"I win..."
"Hello darkness, my old friend"
"About damn time!"
"Foolish mortal"
 
Depends on how I die. If you die of cancer it isn't the best time to yell SUCK MY DICK ASSHOLE like if you were getting your cock cut off with a dull machete.
 
I would probably quote Monty Python:
"Always look at the bright side of death" from the Always look at the bright side of life song from Life of Brian.

I would probably want that song played at my funeral too, and write on my will I want everyone to whistle together with that song when the whistling part comes on. If anyone didn't whistle I would haunt them forever.

He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Arrrggghhh.
 
go vegan

(someone literally mentioned veganism already. k. idk what my last shitpost will b now)
 
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