look at the object to your left

My computer case. Well...

I could fling it up into the air, and try to head-butt-bounce it up, hoping that will crack my skull

Most likely, I'm only gonna cause grave injury to myself, untill I am unable to even lift it anymore.
 
Door.

Well... I guess it's doable. Handle should probably be able to pierce my brain through my orbit - after I take my eye out.
 
Through the wall to my left is my gun safe, so I guess I'd manage.

The alternative would be bashing my head against the wall until I die.
 
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........*uncontrolled laugther* i am checking this site on my phone, left to me is my sisters tampon-box!! I'M GONNA DIE WITHOUT SPILLING MY BLOOD! LOL :wiggle:
 
Death by pillow. I could fill it up with rocks I guess. It might hurt.
 
You could try choking yourself with it. Works for old people in the hospital.
To my left are guitars. I guess I could bash my head in with my Tele or use a string to strangulate myself...
 
To myyyyy left is an..... Office Chair...

*Rolls into traffic.




 
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I've got a Starbucks Grande Mocha with whole milk. I don't think the straw or the cup are going to do much damage, but I suppose the contents could kill me via diabetic coma or obesity-related heart disease. Hard to say how painful either one would be.
 
Probably because he was in the toilet taking a shit while browsing the forum.

Or he mutilated and desecrated his sisters's corpse, ate parts of it and stuffed what remained with tampons to drain it of blood and preserve it. Incidentally, the box was left of him - right of him was her chopped off thigh.
 
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Welp time and life are always to the left of me. Gonna eventually die of something. The odds are cancer, heart failure or old age. It's gonna happen. Gotta one in three chance of those with too many variables. But the the thing directly left of me, happens to be a glass incased candle. Well I'd slash my wrists with the glass ifen you had to know. I'd bleed out and not think anything of it.
 
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Probably because he was in the toilet taking a shit while browsing the forum.

Or he mutilated and desecrated his sisters's corpse, ate parts of it and stuffed what remained with tampons to drain it of blood and preserve it. Incidentally, the box was left of him - right of him was her chopped off thigh.
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Or he's into incest. Who knows, right? Just figured might as well throw that shit in there to pile up on your nice list there.
 
There's a hand made of metal wire that my sister probably made back when she was in High School. I guess I could slap myself to death.
 
I have a Field Guide to Wild Mushrooms of Pennsylvania and the Mid Atlantic. It's way to light to beat myself with. Maybe I could incorrectly identify an edible fungi and accidentally ingest something toxic?

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