M o v i e Q u o t e s

[Jebus]

Ehm... 'Austin Powers, international man of mistery' then? Maybe?

 

[EyeMaster7]

Def-Con 4 ????

 

[MrMarcus]

It's from Radioactive Dreams.

And with that, having stalled the thread thrice now, I put forth an easy one and bow out. Someone else can follow and jumpstart.

Nude, what is wrong with him?
W:My first guess would be... a lot.

 

[[PCE]el_Prez]

Con Air

hehehe......'holy bartender', i get it - that's a great one!

 

[King of Creation]

EASY

Dogma

a: Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?
b: Well, no, I can't say I have.

 

[MrMarcus]

Dr. Strangelove (couldn't let it pass)

If she'd kept going on that way, she'd have went straight to that castle.

 

[King of Creation]

LABYRINTH!!

such a good movie

It was the creature from Estee Lauder!

 

[Elissar]

Transylvania 6-5000

A fellah, a QUICK fellah, might have a weapon under there. I'd have to pin his head to the panel...

 

[Malky]

The Road Warrior

I can't fire them, I hired these guys for three days a week and they just started showing up every day... That was four years ago.

 

[[PCE]el_Prez]

High Fidelity

Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?

 

[Gunnar2]

School of Rock, easy hnjarrr!

Read it and uh.. answer.

I could´ve been a rock singer, only if I hadn´t been banned from MTV.
Long story. But anyway, I ony know that one song. Well I do a mean
"Puff the magic dragon", but only in the nude. Longer story.

 

[Dove]

The Adventures of Ford Fairlane duh...

I'll tell you something. This country is going to the dogs. You know, it used to be when you bought a politician, that son of a bitch stayed bought.

 

[MrMarcus]

OMG.... Used Cars IIRC...

The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you could hack through your ankle in five minutes. Go.

 

[Brother None]

Mad Max 1...

Ahm...

We got a warrant sworn for attempted murder for them that tried to kill the boy who's laying over there at the Doc's, trying to stay alive. Swore out another one for them that murdered the big fella you had in your cell. Only ours ain't writ by no tin star, bought and paid for, Marshall. It's writ by us, and we aim to enforce it.

 

[Revolver]

Open Range

My wife and I have not performed the sex act in many years.

 

[Gunnar2]

American Beauty

J: Inside me I'm screaming, nobody pays any attention. If I had arms, I could kill myself. If I had legs, I could run away. If I had a voice, I could talk and be some kind of company for myself. I could yell for help, but nobody would help me.
.

 

[WaterGirl]

Johnny Got His Gun... I love the Metallica video, but never saw the movie.

You were just an 18-year old girl taking a shower.

 

[Gunnar2]

Strange Days.

At the next war let all the Kaisers, presidents and generals and diplomats go into a big field and fight it out first among themselves. That will satisfy us and kepp us at home.

 

[Brother None]

You misspelled, but nonetheless: All's Quiet on the Western Front.

Hmmm...

Yeah, right, he says to the "What do you want?" And the says "I want all my brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they're all back in Africa. So... I'm not funny today, really, this joke sucks, I know...

 

[Dove]

The Boondock Saints.

I don't know what to make of you! You're too purty to be a skunk! Too thin to be a snake! To little to be a man, and too big to be a mouse! I reckon you're a rat!