M o v i e Q u o t e s

[[PCE]el_Prez]

Menace II Society

There are two hundred and fifteen bones in the human body; that's one. Now don't move

 

[Big T]

Terminator 2

A:So what is a chafing dish?
B:It's used to keep food warm whilst serving
A:I thought that was a crockpot.

 

[Brother None]

Hot Shots!

X: We're lost, aren't we?
Y: Don't worry, this car has four-wheel drive

 

[Malky]

Goddamnit, Kharn, BANNED I SAY!

 

[Ozrat]

Spirited Away

Saving someone's life is like falling in love. The best drug in the world. For days, sometimes weeks afterwards, you walk the streets, making infinite whatever you see. Once, for a few weeks, I couldn't feel the earth -- everything I touched became lighter. Horns played in my shoes. Flowers fell from my pockets. You wonder if you've become immortal, as if you've saved your own life as well. God has passed through you. Why deny it, that for a moment there -- why deny that for a moment there, God was you?

 

[Malky]

Bringing Out the Dead. Easy.

I can't come to the phone right now, I'm eating corn chips and masturbating. Please leave a message.

 

[Dove]

Hard Core Logo.

Oh. You didn't tell me you were gonna kill it!

 

[John Uskglass]

It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown


``My indifference has shut me out. I live in a world of ghosts, a prisoner of dreams. I want God to put out his hand, show his face, speak to me. I cry out to him in the dark but there is no one there.''

 

[Dove]

Det Sjunde Inseglet, or something (spelling)

What's the use of worrying about your beard when your head's about to be taken?

 

[Brother None]

Det Sjunde Inseglet, or something (spelling)

There's no way you didn't Imdb that. You little cheater

If you hadn't used Imdb, you'd know Det Sjunde Inseglet is the original title of "the Seventh Seal"

Your is from Seven Samurai, once of my personal favourites

Ahm...

Are you telling me you can speak six languages and fly a jetliner but you don't know how to file a tax return?... It's never come up?... Does this have to happen right now?... No, that's a "W-2." "WW2" was the Second World War.

 

[Ozrat]

Zero Effect

A - “Wings. I don’t have wings.”

B - “Of course not. You’re a boy.”

 

[Dove]

[Captain Kirk imitation]KHAAAAAAARRRRRRRRN!!!![/I]
@Ozrat: The Dark Crystal

I actually didn't IMDB the quote, I just used it to find the original movie name. I couldn't remember the spelling. I wanted to use the original name to appear more intelligent than I really am.

I only stole a few coins. A petty thief. But you've killed hundreds and robbed whole domains. Who is wicked, you or I?

 

[Revolver]

Dove, I looked this one up and I think it's extremely unlikely that anyone's going to get it, if they haven't by now. Can you come up with another quote?

 

[Dove]

PWN3d!

It was from Kagemusha (the Shadow Warrior) By Kurosawa.

Mrs. Banks, go make sure the buffalo are grazing properly.

 

[Paladin Solo]

Mad City

Only thing worse than dragons, Americans.

 

[Elissar]

reign of fire

R: Pleased to meet you, Lloyd. Hope you guess my name.
L: What?
R: Just a classical reference.

 

[Revolver]

Reign of Fire

edited out

 

[Elissar]

WRONG... I beat you to it revolver... now stop trying to steal my credit yuppie!

 

[Revolver]

What's up with putting an answer up before thinking of a quote?

 

[Paladin Solo]

Revolver, the quote=Down with Love

I'll see you all in New York City...oh shit!