M o v i e Q u o t e s

I'm gonna pretend is my turn. Heres an easy one but its one of my favorite bits of dialogue

X: Fuck nigga, what the fuck you doin to the towel?
Y: Dryin my hands
X: Well your supposed to wash them first
Y: Well you watched me wash them
X: I watched you get them wet
Y: I was washin them. This shits hard to get off. Maybe if i had lava i could do a better job
X: I used the same fucking soap you did and when i finished the towel didn't look like no goddamn maxi pad.
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Pulp Fiction

From memory, hope that's quoted OK.
X: Why do people do crimes?
Y: Why, drugs. People do drugs.
X: Because they want drugs. The kind that cost too much. [drug name], offers high quality at a cheep price. If you get off our backs we're gonna make it cheaper.
Z: And safer.
X: We don't shove it down anyone's throat. And we don't advertise it like cigarettes or booze.
Z: So leave us alone and anyone who wants it, gets it.
X: And no more crimes. You get to be the mayor who cleaned up [city name]
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Pulp Fiction.

X:Hello, and welcome to Amsterdam's finest and most luxurious youth hostel. We feature one medium sized room containing 70 beds which can sleep up to 375 bodies a night. There is no bathroom. Nor is there one nearby. If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now. You can also try hiding your valuables. In your anus. This will deter some but of course not all thieves. Once you are inside, the doors are chained and locked from the outside. They will not be opened again until morning, no matter what. Should a fire occur due to our faulty wiring or, uh, the fireworks factory upstairs you will be incinerated along with the valuables that you have hidden in your anus. Tips are greatly appreciated.
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KQX: Robocop. Uhm...2, I think.

John: I have no idea and thankfully don't have to have an idea since KQX posted first. Sounds like a horrible movie, though.

Quoted from memory:

Hey, (...)...Heh, (...), I mean...I got it all figured out. When we get to Florida, I'll get me a job. Some kind of outdoors work. Hustlin' ain't no kind of work for me.
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Though I will probably get flamed for answering a previous one that does not really count, but I think John's is from Euro Trip if I am not mistaken. (That is one funny movie) Sadly, Kharn's quotation is not ringing any bells...
 
killap said:
Though I will probably get flamed for answering a previous one that does not really count, but I think John's is from Euro Trip if I am not mistaken. (That is one funny movie) Sadly, Kharn's quotation is not ringing any bells...
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That'd explain it. I only saw the trailer of that and decided to not see it pretty much instantly.

Not because I'm against jokes based on countries or race or whatever, nor do I feel personally insulted, but the problem is that people making fun of cultures you know is only funny if the joke actually makes sense. Austin Powers doing Goldmember is also not funny for me because he does not sound very Dutch and intersperses his "Dutch accent" with German words, oddly enough. That kind of sucks the humour out of it.
 
City of God

X: The human race. The deterioration of the spirit of man. Man undermining himself, causing a self-willed, self-imposed, self-evident, self-destruction.
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The Prisoner of Second Avenue

Darwin was wrong. Man's still an ape. His creed's still a totem pole. When he first achieved the upright position, he took a look at the stars, thought they were something to eat. When he couldn't reach them, he decided they were groceries belonging to a bigger creature. That's how Jehovah was born.
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"Inherit the Wind"..I think. It's been a while. (Would make sense though since the movie is about the Scopes Monkey Trial.


"Be careful what you shoot at... most things in here don't react too well to bullets."
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