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Malkavian said:
Is the movie called The Illiad? No. Shut the fuck up.
Aye, the best thing to do if a book/comic/TV series you love is made on the big screen (or a movie you love is remade) is to ignore it.
It's most likely gonna suck ass.
 
Big_T_UK said:
Malkavian said:
Is the movie called The Illiad? No. Shut the fuck up.
Aye, the best thing to do if a book/comic/TV series you love is made on the big screen (or a movie you love is remade) is to ignore it.
It's most likely gonna suck ass.

Meh. I don't agree with the people that think books/comics/whatever should be translated literally to the screen. A movie is a work of art, so a lot of artistic liberties can be taken. However, as a director you do need to remember you're using the name and work of another artist. You don't need to remain loyal to every word of the original, but you could at least show it some respect and keep the feeling of the original.

If it's pulp, you make a pulpy movie. If it's serious, you make a serious movie. Troy does not show the necessary respect.
 
Kharn said:
Meh. I don't agree with the people that think books/comics/whatever should be translated literally to the screen.
That's kinda what I meant.
If you love something to the extent that you cannot bear to see it changed, then do not seek out versions of it in other formats. They will be so different to the original that, to you, they will suck.
Things that "work" in a book will probably not work in a movie (and vice versa). The director has the choice of keeping everything the same to please the fans but make a poor movie, or to make a good movie and piss off the fans.
LOTR, as the book is, would not make a good movie. The movie of LOTR would not make a good book.
I would expect the same with Troy (only moreso) and any thing else at the cinema.
 
Big_T_UK said:
LOTR, as the book is, would not make a good movie. The movie of LOTR would not make a good book.

The movie of LotR would also not make a good movie...wait, it doesn't.

You're not catching one point of mine. If you're a director, you're working with someone else's baby, and you need to love and respect it, and keep the original feeling of the book intact. That's a responsibility you *do* take on when you pick up an original and translate it.
 
Which is why Fellowship of the Ring worked well and the others were mediocre.

God...I hate it when I agree with Kharn. I feel so...dirty.
 
Kharn said:
The movie of LotR would also not make a good movie...wait, it doesn't.
I never said it did, I carefully refrained from saying it did. I didn't voice my opinion on the actual film so as not to revoke a "LOTR roxxors, but it was too lonng!!11one!!1" post.
That said, the film sucked.
If you're a director, you're working with someone else's baby, and you need to love and respect it, and keep the original feeling of the book intact. That's a responsibility you *do* take on when you pick up an original and translate it.
Would anybody who cared anything for responsibility, respect or proprietorship go into the film industry?
Also, would anybody who loved a book, not that it was literature, but it was a damn good adventure story, make a movie out of it?
Malky said:
Which is why Fellowship of the Ring worked well and the others were mediocre.
The Fellowship movie was mediocre, I couldn't even sit through the others.
 
I didnt like van helsing at all. it was a very frenetic, bam bam swing swang, kinda movie, where the characters follow a lose thread of a storyline until they finally fall flat on their face. Think of the League of Extrodinary Gentlemen movie, but even suckier.
 
I never said it did, I carefully refrained from saying it did. I didn't voice my opinion on the actual film so as not to revoke a "LOTR roxxors, but it was too lonng!!11one!!1" post.
That said, the film sucked.
I disagree, and it very much depends on which one of the three movies you're talking about. The first was probably the best, The Two Towers was quite decent, and Return of the King dragged on for too long, and had too many really bad director's decisions in it.

Would anybody who cared anything for responsibility, respect or proprietorship go into the film industry?
Yes, people who love film and like to make them.
Also, would anybody who loved a book, not that it was literature, but it was a damn good adventure story, make a movie out of it?
Yes, again. Peter Jackson, for instance, seems to have really loved LOTR. And even if he didn't, there are plenty of examples where good movies are mode from good books. (Look at Stephen Fry's director's debute film, it's supposed to be really good, and it's based off of a book).
 
Big_T_UK said:
That said, the film sucked.

Yes it did. Sander, be quiet. The first film was quite good, the last two were just big-budget pointless epics.

Big_T_Uk said:
Would anybody who cared anything for responsibility, respect or proprietorship go into the film industry?

Excuse me? Are you referring to the film industry as a second rate industry?

Goddammit! Film-making is an art, it should not be taken lightly. Remember DeMille, remember Eisenstein, remember Tarkovsky, remember Murnau, remember Bergman, remember Leone.

True, Hollywood has turned the industry into quite cheap whoring out of whatever it can get its hands on, especially post 9/11, but that doesn't mean great, respectful films can't be made. We still have Kitano.

Big_T_Uk said:
Also, would anybody who loved a book, not that it was literature, but it was a damn good adventure story, make a movie out of it?

Because he knows he has the skills to make this particular book into a film that is not identical, but has the seem feeling, and shows the original proper respect. Like, say...Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, the Godfather, One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest.

And the real kicker...Dr. Strangelove. Left little of the original left, but even the author loved it.
 
Malkavian said:
:cry:

Zatoichi still hasn't been released here...

Wasn't even announced last time I checked, but it's set for release on nov/dec here, I think, might well be something similar over yonder.
 
Chronicles of Riddick-

From IMDB-
"The Chronicles of Riddick" is an overblown empty scifi epic. The acting is atrocious, the weapons are ludicrous, the plot is simply stupid, and the music instead of being in the background is in the foreground. The special effects are excellent BUT that does not make a movie. Thandie Newton gets to wear some stunning costumes and hairdos; Alexa Davalos tried to imitate Sigourney Weaver in the Alien series; Judi Dench has the look of "what the hell am I doing here". A candidate for the top ten worst movies of the year.
Ok, who didn't see this coming?

Apparently it's not Pitch Black, which I really liked.

Are Vin Diesel's days numbered?

Anyone else?
 
Vin Diesel = a good and promising actor who constantly appears in shitty films

I enjoyed Pitch Black, I loved Boiler Room, and I even liked A Man Apart. He shows a lot of promise, but he keeps doing movies like XXX and Riddick. It boggles the mind.

Maybe he needs a new agent.
 
Murdoch said:
Anybody seen Prisoner of Azkhaban yet?

Yeah, I saw it on Sunday. I think I already posted in the other movie thread about it, whatever. It was a good movie, the best of the three so far. There were, however, a few complaints I had: The movie seemed very "rushed." It appeared to me that the scenes had a sense of speed, and they always appeared to be a little too short. As a result, the entire movie seemed rushed, and even though it was like 2 hours long, I was left with a feeling of "Whoa, is that it?"
Also, I really could have used more Gary Oldman. He got minimal screen time.
 
I have just got the following movies on Netflix. This is among the best days of the summer
City of God (already seen, will attempt to buy)
The Tin Drum
The Triplets of Bellville
Spellbound
 
Constipated Craprunner said:
This is among the best days of the summer

That's slightly sad.

I'm going to see The Stepford Wives sometime this week. I enjoyed the original, this one looks good. I'm glad they added a little satire and humor into it, and Walken is always a treat.

Plus, Nicole Kidman with short brown hair = teh hawt
 
I hate vin diesel, i think he is lousy actor, but as we say in Norway : smaken er som baken; den er stor, den er delt og den er hårete.

Saw seven samurais the other day, it was good.

Peter jacson, by the way, is a wartridden penis. And i think he hates the lord of the rings. The movies did not capture the feel in the book, was packed with special effects, and was also all too action based. Stupid and comersialised. This comes from a person who has read the book 18 times and seen each movie at least 3 times for each movie. Me.
 
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