NFL 2009

Moleman called, he wants his light-blocking goggles back. :P

But hey, someone's got to give the Oregon Ducks something to feel good about.
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They used to be gaudy and loud, but in a so-bad-it's-good way (I always thought they were a hair's breadth away from a lawsuit from Disney too with the mascot). Now, they are just ill-thought out, what's with the corrugated metal look on the shoulder pads? Or sometimes there's like little duck wingy things or something? Hideous.

I will say I love Boise state's field. It's so fucking obnoxious it's great. It's all this recycled plastic field turf now. And if it's artificial, why not paint the whole field Smurf Blue? I love it, I'll get baked and watch a Boise State home game just for that.


I think we may have seen the end of Chad Pennington.

And at what point do they just rename the MVP award the Peyton Manning Trophy? That team would be a worthless pile of shit without him. With him, they are always in the running (until they come to Foxboro for snowy playoff games that is :lol: )
 
I'm hoping Tebow has a permanent Phineas Gage-like personality disorder after that hit so he'll be a foul-mouthed, unshaven, pot-smoking philanderer from now on.
 
That would be cool, the Bane of the Bible Belt. The sinister goatee is the staple of the evil counterpart though...

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Don't do it dude, you'll hate him even more. I google imaged and it came up with pics of his supposed girlfriend:
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And to top it off it's linked to some press conference where he says he still a virgin??? What a waste of a fantastabulous fucking rack. This guy is such a squeaky clean goody-two-shoes. My 4yo daughter is edgier than him. Gotta give him credit though, he's a hell of a competitor. I'm honestly intrigued to see if he can survive in the NFL, or if not at least to watch him get pulverized.


Holy Shit, I'm watching the Troy Polamalu shampoo TV commercial as I type this. That is quite possibly the gayest thing I've ever seen. "You say it with your eyes?" You know he's catching insane amounts of grief over that.
 
speaking of nfl personalities...i am liking Ocho Cinco more and more these days. the donations, the contests for his fans, just...he's a clown and an attention whore but he seems like a good guy underneath it all. 'course he could prove me wrong but i'm really liking the dude this year.
 
Cimmerian Nights said:
Don't do it dude, you'll hate him even more. I google imaged and it came up with pics of his supposed girlfriend:
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In my religion, God punishes fools who don't take advantage of the blessings they're given. :crazy:

TwinkieGorilla said:
speaking of nfl personalities...i am liking Ocho Cinco more and more these days.
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Yeah, he was crossing the line last year. Can you really blame him for wanting to get away from the Bengals though? Now all he has to do is make it through this season and he's free.

I've heard a rumor that he wants to play for the Pats next year.
 
He does make the game fun, which is a lot more than can be said for pricks like Mangini. That guy just sucks all the life out of teams doesn't he?

Week 4 has some nice ones coming up. Time to separate the pretenders from the contenders.

Steelers Vs. Bolts - these two really have to get it in gear.
Pats Vs. Ravens - Big test for both teams. Ravens are quickly emerging as the NFL's most complete team.
Jets Vs. Saints - These two have to prove they're legit as well.
And of course Minnesota Vs. Green Bay - Important game for both, but there's no way the game can live up to the hype that the media is going to heap on it.

With the NFC East matched against AFC West for inter-league play, they are going to FEAST on KC, Oakland, Denver and SD. We could see 3 NFC East teams in the playoffs - well that's assuming the Cowboys can make the playoffs...


And goddamn, I don't watch a lot of NCAA, there's just too much going on it's overwhelming. But even when I do, like West Virginia/Colorado last night it's way more exciting than any sport out there. Every other play was either an INT or a 60yd TD.

UniversalWolf said:
In my religion, God punishes fools who don't take advantage of the blessings they're given. :crazy:
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It's like having a '68 Camaro in your garage, but never driving it ever.

I've heard a rumor that he wants to play for the Pats next year.
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He's been saying this for years, and there's rumors whenever he chats up Belichik post-game. My first reaction is that he's not Pats material, but neither were Moss and Corey Dillon.
 
TwinkieGorilla said:
speaking of nfl personalities...i am liking Ocho Cinco more and more these days. the donations, the contests for his fans, just...he's a clown and an attention whore but he seems like a good guy underneath it all. 'course he could prove me wrong but i'm really liking the dude this year.
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His old counterpart T.J. houshmandzadeh is quite similar... He offers folks grape juice instead of a alcoholic beverage because he doesn't drink and he is all smiles. I do enjoy athletes that are graceful, humble and dedicated to helping their community; although, I do wonder how much of it is a PR grab created by their management.
 
I can in no way cry enough at the abysmal performance by the Seattle Seahawks...

How about Cutlers TD run?
 
Fuck fuck fucking fuck Bucs, 0-4 now, they could've easily won at the Redskins.
 
*slobber slobber* Brett Favre *drool drool* lazor arm *huff huff* Let's talk Superbowl.

There. Can I be a professional sports commentator now?
 
ESPN are very professional...jock sniffers. Whenever they get to me, I just look at that tool Stuart Scott's lazy, broke-ass eye. That was like a lightning bolt from the heavens to warn all jock sniffers to maintain professional distance.
I like the X's and O's that Jaws brings to the table a lot, but Gruden needs to go. I'm talking to you Dan Snyder!


The Packers line just got thrashed on both sides of the ball.

Made Jared Allen look like a one man wrecking crew. And WTF is that post sack move he does? First I thought he was like reeling in a fish, but then it looks like he's mixing brownies??? Monster game for him.
 
I take back the positive shit I said about Dom Capers. WTF was he thinking rushing 4 and dropping Kampmann into coverage. That TD pass to Berrian, he had like 12 seconds, and everytime he pumped, the rushers backed off???
Not to pile on the Packers, but I don't know that they have the strength of linebacking core to pull off the 3-4. When I think of successfull 3-4 teams I think of monster linebacking corps. The late 80s Giants (Carson, LT, Pepper Johnson, Carl Banks), the Saints of the same era (Swilling, Jackson and the other two), the previous Pats LBs (Vrabel, Teddy Johnson, Bruschi, Rosy Colvin). Those teams had multiple pro-bowl LBs. You can't shoe-horn Kampmann into some hybrid OLB role, it's wasting him.

Also Rush Limbaugh buying the Rams? I hope he'll be a silent partner.


Though I doubt any of you give a shit, did I not predict Junior Seau's return weeks ago? I guess surfing and eating burritos all day has it's limits.
Watch them cut Joey Galloway to make room.
 
Brother None said:
*slobber slobber* Brett Favre *drool drool* lazor arm *huff huff* Let's talk Superbowl.

There. Can I be a professional sports commentator now?
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Yes. :D

It's like nothing else happened in that game. I won in my money league because I started Jermichael Finley, and I couldn't get a highlight on ESPN after the game. I guess his 60+ yard TD wasn't worth a highlight. :roll:

I'm pretty amazed at how bad the Pack's o-line is this year. I knew they weren't going to be great, but I never expected Babre to go in the tank the way he has. On the other hand I'm not surprised Jared Allen had a big game with Chad Clifton out. Clifton's contained him for the most part in the past, but it take a really good LT to do it.

I'm not sure the o-line is fixable at this point.
 
UniversalWolf said:
Brother None said:
*slobber slobber* Brett Favre *drool drool* lazor arm *huff huff* Let's talk Superbowl.

There. Can I be a professional sports commentator now?
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Yes. :D
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Clearly you guys can't appreciate the magical sports moment we've just been witness to. This is arguably the best Week 4 game of all time! Nobody has fun playing football like Brett Favre. Only he loves the game this much! Don't force me to mention the time his pappy passed down there in Mississippah and he threw for 80million yards. Or did you know that John Gruden never actually coached him, but once took a piss in the urinal next to Favre?

I for one will be buying every copy of the upcoming Sports Illustrated, the special edition Brett Mississppi cover, the collector's Brett GB cover, the limited edition Favre New Jersey cover, and the ultimate Brett Vikes cover.


Wow the media have short attention spans. They also fail to mention that magic moment where he layed down for Strahan, and the fact that he owns the record for most INTs. How many did he chuck in his last playoff game again? How many impromptu shovel passes did he plant right in a d-lineman's belly?

I like Brett Favre, he's fun to watch, he a funny, down-home likable guy. But gimme a fuggin' break will ya? He's got a great arm, and he's tough, we know that. But his standing as #1 in aggregate stats (Yards, TDs, Completions) but not composites like (QB rating or Yards per completion) says a lot. Top 10 arm of all time? Yes. Top 10 passer? Sure. But (and it's a very thin margin) I don't know that I put him with the likes of Aikman, Elway, Marino, Montana just yet.

And can they play that SB footage of him beating the Patriots a little more please? I watched that game, and I'm pretty sure Desmond Heisman errr Howard blew that one open. Now I can't decide which revenge fantasy I want to see the Patriots fullfill in the SB. Giants? GB? or Favre?
 
He's the most over-exposed sports-media darling in football.

He's actually under-appreciated as a QB though, ironically, since everyone is sick of hearing about him.

Realistically we're back to the point of asking how many more years will he play? He's got a two-year deal with the Vikings...
 
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