Official NMA General Shitposting Thread

I took a dump that smelled so bad in the second story bathroom of my house, my friend made it half-way up the stairs while I'm still on the toilet, said "oh my god" turned around and went back downstairs.

 

That seems suspicious. You go upstairs for a shite, then they try to sneak upstairs. Was it going to be a ' Shit-in ', or were you friends going to nose around?
If it was the 2nd reason and your friends are nosey bastards, thank gord your shit stinks.

 

Well his name is Gary and we used to call him gay with an R. Draw your own conclusions.

 

A classmate of mine as called Asgeir - it's a sturdy old norse name, "geir" refering to a spear-head

Obviously, we called him "ass-gear", in English, as often as we could
Rassgeir was also a good one, come to think of it - "rass" simply meaning ass

 

i made a 98 on my calc test and got hired to tutor math to the student athletes next semester

 

He must have really loved Fallout 3.

 

That was reasonably funny.

 

I made a bunch of friends from eastern europe back in the day and one told me his name was Robert or Phil or some other American name. I instantly called bullshit. So he told me his real name was Titas. I asked him why he used a fake name and he said the other guys where he worked made fun of him, calling him tit-ass. I kindly reminded him that most Americans are pussies and he should use his real name. Titas was never Robert again.

Trust me those eastern blocers are hard fucking core you do NOT want to fuck with them.

 

Reminds me of an African lad my brother befriended back when we were kids; kids are insecure, and these were immigrants on top of it - from Africa, from war-zones - they arrived broken and incredibly insecure, and immediately latched on to African-American culture, hip-hop etc. and my brothers bestie called himself "Sketch" - for years I knew him only as "Sketch", until he grew up - and as an adult, begin to feel less shame of his heritage; in fact the opposite - dude's hardcore, he's a survivor, he watched his dad get blown up with bullets, he RAN after the refugee-bus! His brother went missing for years, untill he showed up in London - and dude would defend my brothers from hoodlums, the way only a war-traumatized Sierra Leonean could

turns out his name is Prince Amara Musa

holy shit, if that is not the baddest, coldest most African name I have ever heard!

 

And when he sends you that mail. You better accept it.

 

Don't be racist >:I
Dude's a fuckin rockstar, he runs a mechanics shop afaik.
Don't make me call him, and tell on you - even your pecs won't save you!

 

Hey. It could be a very friendly mail.

 

Post pecs

 

Joe Rogan: "I have the best podcast"
Lex Fridman right before interviewing Kanye West: "Hold my beer"

 

I fucking DESPISE Popeyes in terms of chicken. Then again, I only ever get the Nashville Hot from KFC, so I might be biased.

I also prefer genuine Louisiana chicken, but that’s also only for when I’m down south. Not an overflow of Southern cuisine in New England, to nobody’s surprise.

 

Every time I had popeyes it was fucking great. Last time I had KFC it was shit. Bojangles is also decent but popeyes has always been good. Chik Fil A is also good but overpriced, they just need to keep the grilled spicy chicken around at all times.

 

Maybe it’s just a Massachusetts branch thing, but the Popeyes franchises up here are horrid