Official NMA General Shitposting Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by TorontoReign, Jun 5, 2020.

  1. mobucks

    mobucks jetski Orderite

    May 22, 2010
    I took a dump that smelled so bad in the second story bathroom of my house, my friend made it half-way up the stairs while I'm still on the toilet, said "oh my god" turned around and went back downstairs.
     
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  2. william dempsey

    william dempsey Veteran of the psychic wars. [REDACTED]

    Jan 23, 2022
    That seems suspicious. You go upstairs for a shite, then they try to sneak upstairs. Was it going to be a ' Shit-in ', or were you friends going to nose around?
    If it was the 2nd reason and your friends are nosey bastards, thank gord your shit stinks.
     
  3. mobucks

    mobucks jetski Orderite

    May 22, 2010
    Well his name is Gary and we used to call him gay with an R. Draw your own conclusions.
     
  4. zegh8578

    zegh8578 Keeper of the trout Orderite

    Mar 11, 2012
    A classmate of mine as called Asgeir - it's a sturdy old norse name, "geir" refering to a spear-head

    Obviously, we called him "ass-gear", in English, as often as we could
    Rassgeir was also a good one, come to think of it - "rass" simply meaning ass
     
  5. ResetRPG

    ResetRPG Hail Damn State

    345
    Dec 16, 2018
    i made a 98 on my calc test and got hired to tutor math to the student athletes next semester :dance:
     
  6. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Duckerz

    Jul 3, 2020
  7. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    He must have really loved Fallout 3.
     
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  8. william dempsey

    william dempsey Veteran of the psychic wars. [REDACTED]

    Jan 23, 2022
    That was reasonably funny.
     
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  9. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
  10. william dempsey

    william dempsey Veteran of the psychic wars. [REDACTED]

    Jan 23, 2022
    GArY hates the smell.jpg
     
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  11. mobucks

    mobucks jetski Orderite

    May 22, 2010
    I made a bunch of friends from eastern europe back in the day and one told me his name was Robert or Phil or some other American name. I instantly called bullshit. So he told me his real name was Titas. I asked him why he used a fake name and he said the other guys where he worked made fun of him, calling him tit-ass. I kindly reminded him that most Americans are pussies and he should use his real name. Titas was never Robert again.

    Trust me those eastern blocers are hard fucking core you do NOT want to fuck with them.
     
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  12. zegh8578

    zegh8578 Keeper of the trout Orderite

    Mar 11, 2012
    Reminds me of an African lad my brother befriended back when we were kids; kids are insecure, and these were immigrants on top of it - from Africa, from war-zones - they arrived broken and incredibly insecure, and immediately latched on to African-American culture, hip-hop etc. and my brothers bestie called himself "Sketch" - for years I knew him only as "Sketch", until he grew up - and as an adult, begin to feel less shame of his heritage; in fact the opposite - dude's hardcore, he's a survivor, he watched his dad get blown up with bullets, he RAN after the refugee-bus! His brother went missing for years, untill he showed up in London - and dude would defend my brothers from hoodlums, the way only a war-traumatized Sierra Leonean could

    turns out his name is Prince Amara Musa

    holy shit, if that is not the baddest, coldest most African name I have ever heard!
     
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  13. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    And when he sends you that mail. You better accept it.
     
  14. zegh8578

    zegh8578 Keeper of the trout Orderite

    Mar 11, 2012
    Don't be racist >:I
    Dude's a fuckin rockstar, he runs a mechanics shop afaik.
    Don't make me call him, and tell on you - even your pecs won't save you!
     
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  15. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    Hey. It could be a very friendly mail.
     
  16. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Duckerz

    Jul 3, 2020
    Post pecs

     
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  17. mobucks

    mobucks jetski Orderite

    May 22, 2010
    Joe Rogan: "I have the best podcast"
    Lex Fridman right before interviewing Kanye West: "Hold my beer"
     
  18. KingArthur

    KingArthur Unreborn Again [REDACTED]

    Jun 25, 2018
    I fucking DESPISE Popeyes in terms of chicken. Then again, I only ever get the Nashville Hot from KFC, so I might be biased.

    I also prefer genuine Louisiana chicken, but that’s also only for when I’m down south. Not an overflow of Southern cuisine in New England, to nobody’s surprise.
     
  19. SquidWard

    SquidWard Pirate and Bankrobber oTO Orderite

    Jun 1, 2018
    Every time I had popeyes it was fucking great. Last time I had KFC it was shit. Bojangles is also decent but popeyes has always been good. Chik Fil A is also good but overpriced, they just need to keep the grilled spicy chicken around at all times.
     
  20. KingArthur

    KingArthur Unreborn Again [REDACTED]

    Jun 25, 2018
    Maybe it’s just a Massachusetts branch thing, but the Popeyes franchises up here are horrid