Official NMA General Shitposting Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by TorontoReign, Jun 5, 2020.

  1. Gizmojunk

    Gizmojunk Half-way Through My Half-life

    Nov 26, 2007
    George Carlin might have had a choice comment about that image.
     
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  2. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign BUY CONSUME SLEEP/10 Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005
    I only wish we had a decent Carlin replacement.
     
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  3. The Dopamine Cleric

    The Dopamine Cleric This ghoul has seen it all
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    Nov 3, 2007
  4. Gizmojunk

    Gizmojunk Half-way Through My Half-life

    Nov 26, 2007
    The last thing we need is a decent George Carlin replacement. ;)
    I don't think we'll ever again get a comedian comparable to Carlin; or Robin Williams.
     
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  5. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign BUY CONSUME SLEEP/10 Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005


    Spring 1940.



    Gee I wonder where all of those grey alien theories came from. This one is from 1931.



    Decades later the same magazine fuels the fire. ARE ALIENS RIPPING OFF OUR MAGAZINES? BUY MORE TO FIND OUT.
     
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  6. SquidVan

    SquidVan Literal Vampire Potbelly Goblin

    Jun 1, 2018
    Pictured: @Walpknut's current run in Dark Souls, June-July 2020
     
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  7. The Dopamine Cleric

    The Dopamine Cleric This ghoul has seen it all
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    Nov 3, 2007



    Mmmm, Gotta get me some of that radioactive toothpaste and anal suppositories.
     
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  8. Gizmojunk

    Gizmojunk Half-way Through My Half-life

    Nov 26, 2007
    I made a FO3 mod for that once.
     
  9. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign BUY CONSUME SLEEP/10 Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005


    Everyone has a day where they feel like this.
     
  10. The Dopamine Cleric

    The Dopamine Cleric This ghoul has seen it all
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    Nov 3, 2007
     
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  11. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign BUY CONSUME SLEEP/10 Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005
    That AR is pretty old. I didn't notice how short the barrel was at first until I compared it to mine.

    Also they look like a cute couple.
     
  12. TheGM

    TheGM The voice of reason

    Aug 19, 2008
    Dude probably bought it over 30 years ago and it has been sitting in gun cabinet ever since. As for short, that is a 20 inch barrel full sized rifle, what kind of Lanklet Strap have you been using, a Brown Bess?
     
  13. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign BUY CONSUME SLEEP/10 Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005
    My bad I had to compare ours. Ours does look longer due to the grip we have on it. His looked a little shorter (since in the video he was so far away at first) until I actually looked at the pic above a little closer. It has to be the way he holds the rifle partly because it looks small in his fat meaty hands manically gripped near the barrel. When I hold a rifle my hand isn't spread all the way over there. It's tucked up. The whole situation is interesting.
     
  14. TheGM

    TheGM The voice of reason

    Aug 19, 2008
    He does have that I haven't touched this gun since Clinton was president thing going on, doesn't he.

    That said, Colt SP1s are sexy as all hell.
     
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  15. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign BUY CONSUME SLEEP/10 Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005
    Reminds me of Waco or something.



    Serves them right for helping Aliens.
     
  16. TheGM

    TheGM The voice of reason

    Aug 19, 2008
    Imagine if this dude had one of those 39mm underbarrel flare launcher. fucking people think they are getting attacked by Tony Montana

    or Arnold
     
  17. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign BUY CONSUME SLEEP/10 Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005
    Cuoma called it AUTOMATIC WEAPON.

     
  18. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake. Staff Member Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
     
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  19. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign BUY CONSUME SLEEP/10 Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005
    That was one in the video. Great memes this guy put out. I want the pink shirt.

    Also that $1,700 tag is high.
     
  20. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake. Staff Member Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    Have you seen his house? He can afford to pay a little extra.

    You see, kids? A man can rock a pink polo and doesn't need gay little rails, fancy stocks or chinese cartoons on his AR-15. He is fully secure in the size and function of his pecker.
    Should hit the gym, though, and maybe add a cigar or filterless cigarettes to the ensemble.
     
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