Official NMA General Shitposting Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by TorontoReign, Jun 5, 2020.

  1. SquidVan

    SquidVan Literal Vampire Potbelly Goblin

    Jun 1, 2018
    I hate how fucking true this is. Plants in the wild get pissed and shit on, live in a pool of battery acid, and have pests eat their leaves but I move a pot 3 centimeters and mine starts to wilt immediately. Fuck you plants at home.
     
  2. Mr. Grandma

    Mr. Grandma This ghoul has seen it all
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    Nov 3, 2007
    God forgot to tell England about the sun and white people about lotion.
     
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  3. Gizmojunk

    Gizmojunk Half-way Through My Half-life

    Nov 26, 2007
  4. Mr. Grandma

    Mr. Grandma This ghoul has seen it all
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    Nov 3, 2007



    Eat your vegetables.
     
  5. Aurelius Of Phoenix

    Aurelius Of Phoenix Pseud

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    Mar 9, 2018

    Can't let you do that, Lorkhan.
     
  6. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign No Original Thought Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005


    I miss Joe Bob and I'll be damned if I am going to pay for Shudder to capture nostalgia. Watching movies in this format was great before the net exploded into the juggernaut it is today. This way you learned about the movie in a neat way. Anyway enjoy a full one. They got away with it because it's a shitty movie. Most of these are uploaded with just Joe Bob without the movie.
     
  7. SquidVan

    SquidVan Literal Vampire Potbelly Goblin

    Jun 1, 2018
     
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  8. Mr. Grandma

    Mr. Grandma This ghoul has seen it all
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    Nov 3, 2007
    Oh no...

    I'd play that.
     
  9. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign No Original Thought Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005


    This video says a lot about life.
     
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  10. Mr. Grandma

    Mr. Grandma This ghoul has seen it all
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    Nov 3, 2007
     
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  11. SquidVan

    SquidVan Literal Vampire Potbelly Goblin

    Jun 1, 2018
    Why is this as funny as it is
     
  12. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign No Original Thought Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005


    This is one of those times when Nerdrotic is on point. He tends to rant about SJW shit a lot so when he doesn't cover nonsense like that it is nice.
     
  13. Aurelius Of Phoenix

    Aurelius Of Phoenix Pseud

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    Mar 9, 2018
  14. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign No Original Thought Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005
    I don't know but as someone that only read the first book I don't really give a shit aside from shock that someone is so lazy or indecisive that he won't finish the series before he dies of a heart attack.
     
  15. Mr. Grandma

    Mr. Grandma This ghoul has seen it all
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    Nov 3, 2007
    That's probably part of the strategy? Hype it out of the ass when you already wrote it and are just rewriting it and rewriting it and rewriting it while marinating in alcohol and your own feces.

    Then make an ending that pisses of a lot of people that causes controversy. Thus making even more people curious to what the fuck is going on and go buy the book.

    I read the Icewind dale trilogy and LOTR once. I watched the series a little. I have no idea but this whole habit of killing off characters arbitrarily over a long plot-line just got old pretty fast.

    When everyone is dead who do you kill? What order do I kill them? How do I torture the child. How do I make the incest horror porn circumcised for consumption at designated jew-penis retail outlets?
     
  16. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign No Original Thought Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005

     
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  17. Mr. Grandma

    Mr. Grandma This ghoul has seen it all
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    Nov 3, 2007
    This is playing over that music and I'm high as fuck with surround headphones and I just can't even anymore.

     
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  18. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign No Original Thought Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005
    I'm about to cook some sauerkraut.
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    The way of the future.
     
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  19. Atomic Postman

    Atomic Postman Vault Fossil

    Mar 16, 2013
    the way of the future
    the way of the future
    the way of the future
    the way of the future
    the way of the future
    the way of the future
     
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  20. Mr. Grandma

    Mr. Grandma This ghoul has seen it all
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    Nov 3, 2007
    This is what the Shriners were training for all along.