Official NMA General Shitposting Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by TorontoReign, Jun 5, 2020.

  1. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake. Staff Member Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    At least in the Dark Tower he was self-aware enough to literally insert himself.
     
  2. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign BUY CONSUME SLEEP/10 Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005
    Stephen King did write a few good books but he is the perfect example of Hollywood taint that worsens over time. Basically his writing got worse the older he got. Now he is writing stories about baseball and playing guitar because he likes those things. He has inspired me to try to write because I can see through how shallow and boring he really is. It took time but it really dawned on me while reading It. Guy needs a better editor.

    NSFW
     
  3. Aurelius Of Phoenix

    Aurelius Of Phoenix Pseud

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    Mar 9, 2018

    THE GREAT CHAZ HAS A NEW WARLORD IN TOWN, HIS FIRST WORDS TO HIS PEOPLE: "YO WHERE ALL THE WHITE WOMEN AT!"

    (Seen here is the benevolent warlord taking out the trash.)
     
  4. The Dopamine Cleric

    The Dopamine Cleric This ghoul has seen it all
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    Nov 3, 2007
    I can't wait for the election. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
     
  5. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign BUY CONSUME SLEEP/10 Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005


    I actually wrote this song around 1343.
     
  6. Aurelius Of Phoenix

    Aurelius Of Phoenix Pseud

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    Mar 9, 2018
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    I'm sweating here guys, WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO?!
     
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  7. The Dopamine Cleric

    The Dopamine Cleric This ghoul has seen it all
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    Nov 3, 2007
    You watch your mouth there young ladymanthing or I'm gonna call the police after I shoot you.
     
  8. DarkCorp

    DarkCorp Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Oct 27, 2003
    Steves also been stealing a lot from Lovecraft as well recently.

    But onto politics.

    Best way to deal with CHAZ is to let the protestors fuck it up. This will put the blame on them and the local government that empowered them.

    The rapper will soon realise that the burdens of leadership usually means not everyone will get their hippy dippy way and that compromise must he enforced. He will experience the bullshit cops have to deal with everyday.
     
  9. The Dopamine Cleric

    The Dopamine Cleric This ghoul has seen it all
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    Nov 3, 2007
    If people get tired of it they will call in some fake protesters to fuck it all up.
     
  10. DarkCorp

    DarkCorp Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Oct 27, 2003
    Not if Sr. Warlord catches them. Even if fake protestors get in, it is still the real protestors fault as they are not policing their own properly.

    I love how the peaceful protestors never do their goddamn jobs and point out/ or expel the troublemakers.

    Either way, the hippies will realise that life isn't black and white/good and evil their naive little minds thought it was. Thy have to deal with the lazy, the addicts, the troublemakers, etc. They have to balance the demands of a vary diverse and sometimes extreme groups.

    They want to defund police? Then they can risk their own fucking lives trying to 'peacefully', handle troublemakers in the hippiest way possible.
     
  11. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign BUY CONSUME SLEEP/10 Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005
    Since we are talking about Seattle.


     
  12. The Dopamine Cleric

    The Dopamine Cleric This ghoul has seen it all
    Orderite

    Nov 3, 2007
    Seattle is a man's state. You can fight whoever you want infront of a cop if you make the other person agree to it. People should be aware of the law. Go pick fights with homeless people.
     
  13. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake. Staff Member Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010

    Can't talk about Seattle without talking about this.
    Also, this:
     
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  14. DarkCorp

    DarkCorp Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Oct 27, 2003
    We here are Fallout vets. We know about choice and consequence which has opened our eyes a bit more than the average Joe.

    Then we also realise that getting results often requires compromise. It requires our characters to suffer and work.

    The people of Seattle do not want to suffer. They are afraid of Catharsis. They want to feel like saintly angels, while doing nothing to really help.

    It is far easier to give money to an addict than to fund rehabilitation centers. They feel better offering worded platitudes than forcing people to get treatment.

    They would rather give a fish than to teach how to fish.

    Instead of encouraging more creation of housing, they want to bog down builders with more red tape like rent control. They realise that new homes are needed and old homes can be refurbished. But that would cost them money. They only want to give token handouts to make them feel leas guilty, not practice what they preach and buy those homes for the homeless. Instead, they just support the homeless setting up camp anywhere they want.
     
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  15. The Dopamine Cleric

    The Dopamine Cleric This ghoul has seen it all
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    Nov 3, 2007
    Maybe they will disband all police and rename National Guard to Spetznas and solve the problem.
     
  16. SquidVan

    SquidVan Literal Vampire Potbelly Goblin

    Jun 1, 2018
    The fuck is going on here
     
  17. The Dopamine Cleric

    The Dopamine Cleric This ghoul has seen it all
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    Nov 3, 2007

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    I SAID LEAVE ONE SENTENCE.
     
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  18. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign BUY CONSUME SLEEP/10 Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005


    Like this if you don't mind.
     
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  19. The Dopamine Cleric

    The Dopamine Cleric This ghoul has seen it all
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    Nov 3, 2007
    Since you asked so nicely
     
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  20. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign BUY CONSUME SLEEP/10 Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005
    My pinky is vicious and will not let go of the shift key. Oh it just did.