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That might be true but the movie hardly had her in it and it was better than most Brosnan Bond flicks and by most I mean all but one.

Unborn Babies Disguise Selves As Death Row Inmates So Liberals Will Defend Their Right To Live

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U.S.—According to ultrasound technicians around the country, unborn babies are disguising themselves as death row inmates so that liberals will defend their right to live.

The babies got the idea from how major media networks reliably frame their coverage of state executions of death row inmates, no matter the details of their depraved and demonic crimes they committed while they were alive and free.

“If these people can get sympathy, surely we can,” signed one unborn fetus to its ultrasound technician while clad in gang attire and wielding a sharp knife. “Maybe we just weren’t doing enough heinous crimes against society to get the left’s attention.”

“The only way people get attention these days is if they set up an autonomous zone or torch some cop cars or stand in traffic,’ said the ultrasound technician. “Criminal activity is simply the voice of the unheard.”

When the nation’s liberals began to see these little death row inmates in their sonograms, they immediately began championing their fundamental human right to life by picketing outside their closest Planned Parenthood.
 
Water your thoughts: If abortions are illegal, vasectomies should be mandatory – The Current (nova.edu)

Earlier this month, Texas passed legislature that banned abortion after six weeks of pregnancy. If you have any knowledge of biology and pregnancy, the six week mark is usually earlier than most women know that they are pregnant. This abortion ban is not only sexist in putting the pressure of pregnancy entirely on the woman and excluding any action on the man’s behalf, but a violation of the rights a woman has to her own body.

If we’re violating bodily rights at the suggestion by some religion that not everyone is a part of, then I suggest that men should have mandatory vasectomies. If women are not allowed to terminate potentially life-threatening pregnancies or even pregnancies that they just don’t want or don’t feel equipped to handle, then men who can get someone pregnant should get vasectomies as soon as they’re able to reproduce.

Vasectomies are reversible, whereas pregnancy is not in the state of Texas. It is not fair that women should have to bear the brunt of a pregnancy if it takes both a man and a woman to cause one. If a woman is forced to endure nine months of pregnancy and hours of labor, then a man can undergo a short outpatient medical procedure that doesn’t even require general anesthesia. If a man wanted to start a family and consensually be involved in a pregnancy, he could have the vasectomy reversed. This would effectively reduce pregnancies that were caused by nonconsensual sex and, for the most part, ensure that the resulting child would have two parents who want and are ready to care for it.
 
I can't wait to hear all the stories about clothes hangers in bathrooms.
 
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