Okay, I'm starting to enjoy it

Of course he likes this shit, he likes fucking Fallout 3 and Skyrim, some of the worst games in their respective series.
 
I mean... It's your right to enjoy it and stuff.

But really?!
Fallout 76?!

C'mon man, don't put yourself through this. Demand better games. Don't settle for this broken crap.
 
Even if this game wasn't ever associated with Fallout or Bethesda, it's a hot mess. It's got technical issues like a cockroach infestation in a world without pesticide. It's got problems with progression and keeping your items, the AI is broken.

I thought Fallout 4 in all senses was bad. Not a good Fallout game, not a good RPG, and not a good game. It was more suited for a multiplayer, co-op type of game. And then they make a game somewhat like that but it's a mess. It's broken, it's grindy and it's irritating. And the way some rumors go about the microtransactions don't make the future for it look any better. Who in their right minds releases a controversial game that's also broken, lies to customers, doxxes them after promising to fix the lie, and then potentially wants to release pay to win loot boxes in their game? That's inane. It's honestly beyond my comprehension why they wouldn't be doing their customers favors at this point. If someone is still playing this game they deserve to be treated like the best customer ever and get a bunch of bonus free shit, not pay more for more broken garbage.
 
With all due respect, and I mean this sincerly, but I think you need a little retard in your self to enjoy Fallout 76. And this is really sad. This is what Fallout has come to. A game made for retards. If you play it seriously. You will be disapointed. If you play it as RPG. You will be disapointed. If you play it as a game. You will be disapointed. The only way to truly enjoy it, is by playing as a retard.

 
My brother played it for 2 hours and then refunded it after because he said the entire game was so boring. I think that pretty much sums up the whole FO76 experience.
 
Crni Vuk said:
What's the difference between a bucket full of shit and Fallout 76?

The Bucket.
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I'd go with something like, "The bucket doesn't randomly fall through the floor while leaving the shit behind, still in the shape of the bucket."
 
Black Rose said:
Maybe he's a masochist?
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I’m certifiably a masochist in every meaning of the word and I couldn’t stand 76. Which is to say, I tortured myself by playing it for 4 hours.

Now, don’t get me wrong, being bitten and scratched is my jam, but 76 doesn’t exude sexy playfulness by hurting me, nor does it exude equally sexy intent to kill by digging its teeth into my neck; it pokes me in the fucking eyes like an episode of the Three Stooges then shits itself while riding my dick and asks me when we’ll be married.

In conclusion, terrible.
 
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So I played it for about two hours.
Here's a brief summary of my thoughts.

Opening
Bethesda finally got a decent opening. You just up and leave. I like this and how short it is, there's no messing about, growing up or giving you needless back story, you can just up and leave.

Gameplay
Same as Fallout 4, I dislike the perk system however. They managed to fuck it up from 4.

The actual game itself is just... Kinda boring.
I spent some time wondering until I met another player who gave me some stuff. That was nice. Outside of that, there's not a lot to do. It's just a runner and gunner. Not much substance tbh.

All in all, my feelings are rather eh.
It's not bad enough to get worked up over. I've had that with F4, and it's reputation makes it to be something it isn't. It's incompetent, but it's not the worst game ever.

But still, it's a hard pass, unless you like meaningless shit.

Wow! Fallout 76 managed to be an even bigger disappointment than me this year.
That's actually the achievement.
 
@Bethesda
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