Osama the return!

welsh

welsh

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ANd here we were thinking Osama would be brought in by Bush right before election.

Remember Bush when he said about Osama- you can run, but you can't hide!

(Yeah..... right).

Well it appears Osama did get brought in, but by Al-Jazeera.

SO what did you think of Osama's little pre-election speil. Seems he doesn't care if Bush or Kerry wins (yes another undecided voter!) Is this smoke or does he have his favorites!

Just a little pitch before the election to get a little attention? Is he missing the spotlight? Or is he sending a message to some operatives to add some bang into the election on Tuesday.

For Osama's transcript

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/meast/10/29/bin.laden.transcript/index.html


Personally I hope the guy burns in hell, and then, once he's burnt to a crisp, gets burned again.
 
Maybe he just needs some relaxing thai massage.


"Why did we not attack Sweden?"
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What. Why is everyone going on about Sweden all the time? First Saddam wants to live here, now Bin Laden says some gibberish. I don't get it. Leave my home alone, I haven't done anything.
 
Ah admit it: what he says makes sense. It's not gibberish at all. It may sound a little bit harsh now and then, sure, but what do you expect from an evil genius? A pink coloured card that reads "Congratulations for fucking up Iraq! Yours truly, Osama xxx"? Nah, it sounds sincere and threatening; the guy is true to his role.
And he's looking good too, I might add. Yes sir, he's looking mighty fine.
In a non-homosexual way, of course. :look:

Methinks he doesn't have a favourite, though. If he thinks Bush is the problem, he sure as hell won't be thinking that Kerry is the solution.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think he just wants Americans (and their allies) to mind their own business instead of messing up muslim countries for cheap oil and lotsa petrodollars.
Sounds kind of fair and reasonable to me.
But hey, what would I know, eh?

Any nation that does not attack us will not be attacked.
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Hehe. In that case, I'll stay in Belgium a little longer.
 
Lord Inquisitor Baboonius said:
First Saddam wants to live here, now Bin Laden says some gibberish. I don't get it. Leave my home alone, I haven't done anything.
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FYI, Saddam and Bin Laden have nothing to do with each other.

That said, Osama showing up in some form right before the elections hardly suprises me. I predicted that he was going to be in the news starting on Thursday up until the night before the election.

Osama said:
Your security is not in the hands of [Democratic presidential nominee John] Kerry or Bush or al Qaeda. Your security is in your own hands. Any nation that does not attack us will not be attacked.
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Funny how that's exactly the opposite of what Cheney said a while ago about Kerry.
 
FYI, Saddam and Bin Laden have nothing to do with each other.
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Uhuh. After he had is ass handed to him on a nice shiny platter in DS1, he largely desecularized the regiem and lent out a helping hand to Osama & Friends.

He was'nt as involved as Iran, or even Saudi Arabia, but he is.
 
I didn't mean Saddam had any ties to Al Qaeda, I know it's not like that at all. I was just saying they have that in common, taking Sweden as an example (why, God why, when 90% of the world's population can't even locate it on a map?). Saddam wanted to take refuge here, and now Osama is mentioning Sweden too (mentioning a location near me, even in a non-threatening context, is frightening).

Just saying, not my fight. I don't want those dogs near me. That goes for most US high-ranking officials too.
 
Remember Bush when he said about Osama- you can run, but you can't hide!
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Well, technically Osama isn't REALLY hiding, as we know where he is (Pakistan). Its just that we can't get to him.

Its sort of like knowing where Dracula is, only all the mountain roads to his castle are blocked by the results of landslides.
 
Dude, there's ALWAYS a road that a carriage pulled by evil black horses takes to get there, carrying a reporter, a scientist, and sometimes a hot virgin.

'nuff said.
 
Yes Osama is definitely hiding in Pakistan...however it in a part under tribal rule and the ruling Pakistani gov. wont go there as its basically independent...quite the problem since Pakistan is one of the US's allies and the US cant do a thing.

He seems almost regretful...makes you wonder if he's sincere about not making attacks against the US if it stops threatening Muslims.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
Yes Osama is definitely hiding in Pakistan..
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No.

He's not certainly there. He could still be in Afghanistan, he could be in any of the Steppes now, or in Arabia, or in any of the Muslim world, or not even in the Muslim World.

He's smart at hiding. Northern Pakistan is the most remote area in the world, meaning that he's hard to find but he's also not likely to get out if need be.
 
Yes, but someone did get to Dracula's castle, and remember, with Osama you can send Apache helicopters.

You guys are being a bit too harsh on Mr. Bush. I mean with the world's largest intelligence organization, the world's largest military, and millions to spend and then you compare it with the geographic size of Pakistan! Gosh, that's a big country!

Lets be fair to Mr. Bush. Bush looking for Osama is like a 5 year old trying to find Waldo.
 
welsh said:
Lets be fair to Mr. Bush. Bush looking for Osama is like a 5 year old trying to find Waldo.
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Well, more like a 5 year old directing a group of several thousand adults trying to find Wally (or Waldo as you call him).
 
Wally>>Waldo. He's not in China, he would be surrounded by pandas and buckteethed people, d'uh.




welsh said:
Yes, but someone did get to Dracula's castle
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Lord Inquisitor Baboonius said:
Dude, there's ALWAYS a road that a carriage pulled by evil black horses takes to get there, carrying a reporter, a scientist, and sometimes a hot virgin.

'nuff said.
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carriage>>>>>apache. You never know where they might be hiding a thermonuclear device. Up a horse's arse, mayhaps.
 
ill agree with most of you, its pretty fucked that we dont have "waldo" (osama has a new nickname apperently LOL) we have a damned good idea where he is, and if we wanted him that badly we would just target the country where he is hiding with our nukes, and give the poeple four days to turn him in after four days we attack one small city a day until he is turned in. everybody knows his location so we just force them to turn him over.
 
*blinks*
What the hell is wrong with you, bob? Are you really this blatantly stupid, or just trolling?
 
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