Paris Hilton checks into Los Angeles County jail

Hilton will be housed in the facility's "special needs" unit.
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Dictionary.com said:
special needs
–plural noun
the special educational requirements of those with learning difficulties, emotional or behavioral problems, or physical disabilities.
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Like we didn't know that already.

alec said:
Paris Hilton, undoubtedly the most beautiful woman in the world ...
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Meh, nice enough from the neck downwards, with a ball gag and a paper bag, perhaps.
 
This is terrible news. She was such an important role model for impressionable young women. Who can they look to now? :cry:
 
In related news, yesterday I watched a pornclip twist on the whole "Paris Hilton goes to jail" thing. God bless the porn industry for picking up on these things so quickly.

It was kinda meh though.
 
Sickest; Paris gets owned.

Why would the guards need to turn the bars into penises? Like she's not getting anything from them anyway...

'Hey handsome, say, nice truncheon you got there, would you mind if
-I fucked it and let you shoot your load all over me, again and again, until nothing but warm air comes out?'
 
Fuck that cunt, she deserves no respect and in fact I wouldn't shed a fucking tear if she got run over by a bus on her way out of jail.
 
Vicious_Squid said:
Fuck that cunt, she deserves no respect and in fact I wouldn't shed a fucking tear if she got run over by a bus on her way out of jail.
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Yet you care enough to make an impassioned forum post.

Methinks I smell a Sekret Krush!!1
 
I wouldn't have noticed it unless I looked at this thread twice, but it seems that a large amount of people think she isn't attractive as well. :P
 
DarkLegacy said:
I wouldn't have noticed it unless I looked at this thread twice, but it seems that a large amount of people think she isn't attractive as well. :P
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I betcha she's prettier than your girlfriend.
She certainly is prettier than mine.

Also: people see her as a slut, but that's only because she's in the spotlights and paparazzi follow her every move.
Newsflash: all women are sluts. They're just not telling you when you fall in love with them. But you can bet your arse that all of them have tasted more cocksauce than you have tasted pussyjuice.
 
Oh poor her, now she must not leave that great mansion she no doubts resides in, how is she to do her shopping?

That means that alec has 20 days to get into a position in the local police that will enable him to be the one that takes the bracelet of.
 
fucking weak... already got special treatment so she wasnt in the general population and now she gets house arrest? fuck that, you weakspined muricans!
 
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