Piss off NMA with 1 sentence.

He worked in Looking Glass Studios on Thief II after moving to BGS, maybe there'll be light in the end of tunnel.
That is a good point so perhaps... Perhaps in an environment without Toddie or Hiney, the man Emil used to be would return and he would retcon Bethesda's lore out of existence at the cost of his working relationship with Bethesda Games Studios.

For now, anger at his current level of writing.
 
That is a good point so perhaps... Perhaps in an environment without Toddie or Hiney, the man Emil used to be would return and he would retcon Bethesda's lore out of existence at the cost of his working relationship with Bethesda Games Studios.

For now, anger at his current level of writing.

I'm starting to think Emil was just lucky a couple of times. Even if he wrote something decent at some point, he was the lead writer for Fallout 4. Lead. Writer. For. Fallout 4.

Either he's used up what little talent he had or he's simply stopped trying.
 
I'm starting to think Emil was just lucky a couple of times. Even if he wrote something decent at some point, he was the lead writer for Fallout 4. Lead. Writer. For. Fallout 4.

Either he's used up what little talent he had or he's simply stopped trying.
There wasn't any writing in fallout 4. Barely any dialogue at all. Barely any motivation. Barely anything resembling writing. The whole game could've been written on half a stack of post-it notes. Imma go with he quit trying.
 
'So, Nuka-World is the last Fallout 4 dlc.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!! DON'T ABANDON ME, IT'S TOO DAMN LONG TO WAIT ANOTHER FIVE YEARS FOR ANOTHER FALLOUT GAME!!!! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! BETHESDA, YOU BASTARDS, YOU BETTER MAKE FALLOUT 5 HAPPEN!!! I MEAN... I love you, Bethesda. Please make Fallout 5, please? AND DON'T TAKE FIVE OR SIX YEARS TO MAKE IT, WE WANT THE RETURN OF THE ENCLAVE, WE WANT MORE BROTHERHOOD, MORE VAULTS, MORE RADMONSTERS, MORE COMPANIONS, MORE POWER ARMOR, MORE WEAPONS, MORE JUNK, MORE CHEMS, MORE MODS, MORE APPAREL, MORE FACTIONS, MORE MYSTERIES, MORE SYNTHS, MORE NUKA COLA, MORE SUNSET SASPARILLA, MORE FALLOUT, MORE MORE MORE MORE MOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for your time... I'll go back to playing FO4 now...'

I claim this as one sentence as there's not a proper period in there.
 
'So, Nuka-World is the last Fallout 4 dlc.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!! DON'T ABANDON ME, IT'S TOO DAMN LONG TO WAIT ANOTHER FIVE YEARS FOR ANOTHER FALLOUT GAME!!!! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! BETHESDA, YOU BASTARDS, YOU BETTER MAKE FALLOUT 5 HAPPEN!!! I MEAN... I love you, Bethesda. Please make Fallout 5, please? AND DON'T TAKE FIVE OR SIX YEARS TO MAKE IT, WE WANT THE RETURN OF THE ENCLAVE, WE WANT MORE BROTHERHOOD, MORE VAULTS, MORE RADMONSTERS, MORE COMPANIONS, MORE POWER ARMOR, MORE WEAPONS, MORE JUNK, MORE CHEMS, MORE MODS, MORE APPAREL, MORE FACTIONS, MORE MYSTERIES, MORE SYNTHS, MORE NUKA COLA, MORE SUNSET SASPARILLA, MORE FALLOUT, MORE MORE MORE MORE MOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for your time... I'll go back to playing FO4 now...'

I claim this as one sentence as there's not a proper period in there.
I pride myself as a adherent to the practice of acceptable grammar so I'll give you this:
:puke:
 
I'm starting to think Emil was just lucky a couple of times. Even if he wrote something decent at some point, he was the lead writer for Fallout 4. Lead. Writer. For. Fallout 4.

Either he's used up what little talent he had or he's simply stopped trying.
The guy got awards for the schlock he delivered in F3. So yeah, it might be really that he isn't even trying anymore. Not because he's lazy, but simply because hasn'tt to fear any criticism and kinda levitates above the rest of his co-workers writing for him. Like Lukas with his episodes where people stoped to confront and challange him a long time ago. I mean it's Lukas for gods sake! He must know what he's doing! Right?! Wouldn't be surprised when it is very similar with Emil. This is schlock? It's bad? fear not! This guy here got awards for his writing! He has no time for the basic anymore! It sucks when every kind of criticism or opinion you have isn't meet with arguments but, dude is a pro! He knows what he's doing.
 
Zenimax is planning on buying Obsidian by doing a business "hostile takeover".

Underrail sucks, but it could be good if it was made into a 3D FPS with settlement building.

Emil Pagliarulo was hired by Obsidian and will become the only writer for every future Obsidian games.
UnderRail sucks, but it could be good if it was made into UnderTALE, obviously.

Fallout was never about being serious (ex Fallout 2) so why care if Bethesda puts in ghost, vampires, cabot house, etc.? It's just what Fallout is meant to be!
 
"I usually hate RPGs and never liked Fallout, but I LOVE Fallout 4!

"It's the greatest RPG I have ever played!"

"This is what Fallout should have been all along!"

"The graphics won't blow you away, the side quests and scale of the game will." - an actual 100/100 "critic" review of Fallout 4. Yea those MMO quests really blew me away...
Dragonborn is a good writer.
Still better writer than Bethesda.
 
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"There's a Fallout one and two?!"
I HAVE THIS IMAGE
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Fallout 1 and 2 and F:NV are now completely not canonical, with only Bethesda titles being the only canonical ones in the entire series.

My sentence will resonate.
 
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