/pol/shit, Or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the shitposting

Walpknut said:
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Jesus man I have a refractory period, I'm not a machine.
 
Yeah, you should probably take some pills for those anger issues you obviously have. People have died of getting that angry at computer screens.
 
Walpknut said:
Yeah, you should probably take some pills for those anger issues you obviously have. People have died of getting that angry at computer screens.
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Whoo, we're actually going with "I'm not mad, YOU'RE mad" now? Yeah, I can see the brains that earned those "multiple degrees". This is seriously starting to feel like kicking a puppy. I mean, yeah, you won't stop shitting on the carpet, but you probably can't help it can you?
 
Walpknut said:
Maybe you should wear some diapers then.
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And I'm supposedly the one with the reading comprehension problem. R00fles. Let me know when the hamster residing in your otherwise-vacant braincase needs a break from his wheel, I'm pretty sure the little guy can't keep up this pace forever.
 
Walpknut said:
So you did forget to change them again.
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You know, my mother told me not to pick on the slow kids but god damn if this isn't fun. You're basically monologuing and going through the motions to try and elicit some kind of pity from me, I presume. Joke's on you, you sped.
 
Walpknut said:
Remember to to use the talcum powder to avoid rashes when you change it.
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What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
 
Walpknut said:
Also remember to take it out to the garbage disposal after changing it.
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You know, the fact that this is apparently the absolute best you can bring to the table is an absolute travesty. A travesty, I say.

a721402 said:
Looks like someone haven't get his rabies shot yet.
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I was about to make fun of your terrible grammar but then I remembered you're the one that cries about it not being your first language. Don't worry, I forgive you.

Anyway, moving on to vastly more entertaining things.
https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/n...silent-south-africa-seizes-land-white-farmers

The South African government has begun seizing land from white farmers, following an August 1 ruling which amended that nation’s constitution to legalize the practice. Despite the disturbing ramifications of this human rights abuse at the hands of a foreign government, both cable and network news have remained stubbornly silent on the issue.

According to the Johannesburg-based City Press, the South African government has begun the process of expropriating two game farms based in Limpopo. The government reportedly put the plan into motion after the owners rejected offers by the state to purchase their land for as little as one-tenth of its actual value.

It appears that the expropriations are meant to serve as retroactive punishment for apartheid. A spokesman for the ANC – the party in power in South Africa – has admitted as much, asserting that the seizures were “tied to addressing injustices of the past.”

News of these seizures broke in Western media on the morning of August 20, giving networks more than enough time to fit the story into their evening broadcasts. However, none bothered to mention the scandal.

These same networks did find time for other pressing international matters – such as the case of a Norwegian woman who was rescued after falling off a cruise ship embarking from Italy. That story was mentioned on both ABC's World News Tonight and NBC Nightly News.

Back in 2016, CBS Evening News ran segments two consecutive nights proclaiming that the white rhinoceros was “under assault” in South Africa. ABC has reported on that same crisis as recently as October of 2017.

Cable news outlets CNN and MSNBC have been equally uninterested in the ongoing land seizures. As far as print media, Newsweek appears to be the only widely-distributed American publication to have mentioned the story.

The media’s ongoing silence about this troubling development may in part be due to embarrassment from the left’s historic support for the ANC – the party responsible for the land-grabs. But whatever the reason, it appears that as far as South Africa is concerned, the liberal media are more interested in white rhinos than they are in white farmers.
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Funniest thing is how numerous pundits got called conspiracy theorists for predicting this would happen. Boy, that sure comes across as a pretty weak take now, doesn't it?
 
No, no, no, the diaper goes in the garbage disposal, not on the table. Don't make that mistake again.
 
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