Porn thread

Crni Vuk said:
Maybe because we treat them correctly.

It's not like anyone here really gives a fuck if you're male, female or a xenomorph.
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True, we are quite open to every and all genders.

Except for transgender Apache helicopters.

Fuck those.
 
therealyesman said:
Does anyone actually find blowjobs to be attractive in porn? I'm genuinely asking, I fucking hate them.
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Theory: men who hate seeing blowjobs in porn are just trying very hard to repress their latent homosexuality. Come out of the closet already.
Blowjobs are the shit. Deepthroating is a nice bonus, some porn stars have it down to perfection. I like 'em best when shot in POV style with the girl looking directly at the cam, the same goes for doggystyle (w/o the cam-looking, obv.)
 
Buxbaum666 said:
Theory: men who hate seeing blowjobs in porn are just trying very hard to repress their latent homosexuality. Come out of the closet already.
Blowjobs are the shit. Deepthroating is a nice bonus, some porn stars have it down to perfection. I like 'em best when shot in POV style with the girl looking directly at the cam, the same goes for doggystyle (w/o the cam-looking, obv.)
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It's like watching someone riding a rollercoaster. It's all fine and good, but it's not me actually there, experiencing it.
I hate how everything is turned to "youre gay lol get out of closet m8". People can like and dislike things ya know.
 
It all depends how is shot. Some porn can look just fucking gross because the participants look like they haven't bathed in weeks (sometimes is due to lighting) and the coreography is sloppy.
 
Walpknut said:
It all depends how is shot. Some porn can look just fucking gross because the participants look like they haven't bathed in weeks (sometimes is due to lighting) and the coreography is sloppy.
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Well if we're talking about things we aren't into as well, I don't like gangbangs. 2 dudes is the most I can watch and the girl has to be treated well. Also, I hate those assholes that slap a girl in the face (even lightly) or the real assholes that put their foot on her head while railing them doggy. It's one thing to hate-fuck your girlfriend in real life because she was being a fucking c, but simulated on cam has got to be for a special kind of fucked up guy.
 
Why do pornos randomly cut to the dude's face? That always kills my boner, most of them just have retarded looking O faces.
 
Walpknut said:
Why do pornos randomly cut to the dude's face? That always kills my boner, most of them just have retarded looking O faces.
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I haven't really seen this after the rise of Gonzo porn. It was all the rage when full-length porn films were the norm, though. It was the worst.
 
You aren't a man unless you like being pissed on and getting your dick sucked and watching it while you are doing it.
 
mobucks said:
Well if we're talking about things we aren't into as well, I don't like gangbangs. 2 dudes is the most I can watch and the girl has to be treated well. Also, I hate those assholes that slap a girl in the face (even lightly) or the real assholes that put their foot on her head while railing them doggy. It's one thing to hate-fuck your girlfriend in real life because she was being a fucking c, but simulated on cam has got to be for a special kind of fucked up guy.
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I like to watch women choke each other. :shrug:
 
Hate it when the actress is supposed to be playing some schoolgirl and she all tatted up and has cantaloupe sized titties.

I don't mind deep throat but it has to be done right, like the dude be guiding her head and shit.
 
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