Porn thread

I hate how all gay porn is these manly ass motherfuckers I just wann see too cute girly dudes fuck on camera. Is that so much to ask?

I also hate when porn ends right after the cumshot in threesome scenes. I wanna see the chicks play with it and kiss and whatnot.
 
There is a reason why it usually ends after the money shot, messing with it is nasty, unless we talking a cream pie, me likes cream pie.

I like it with clothes on and surprisingly there isn't enough of it.

One thing I dislike, which the females might like, is these dudes acting all girly and shit, moaning while they fuck a chick. Screw that noise brother. Just grab on tight and go to town.

Also, WTF with this half-penetration shit? If you gong to bang a chick, go balls deep.
 
DarkCorp said:
messing with it is nasty,
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Porn in general is nasty. I like cumswaps and creampie eating between chicks.
DarkCorp said:
I like it with clothes on and surprisingly there isn't enough of it.
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Same. I like videos of jizzing on clothes.
DarkCorp said:
One thing I dislike, which the females might like, is these dudes acting all girly and shit, moaning while they fuck a chick. Screw that noise bro
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Same this bothers the fuck out of me in straight porn. Though in gay porn I like the bottom to squeal.
 
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@Buxbaum666

For the net, but on average, especially dvd wise, I have never seen a lot from my experience.

Anyways, Ivy Rider really has the cute thing going for her.
 
Who would even bother with physical media porn when you can just stream it or stash it on a virtual folder? Porn Hipsters? They only watch crappy magazine porn and dvds filmed on some dudes basement?
 
Seriously, switch to streaming or you might end up like that Japanese guy who was apparently crushed by his porn collection.
 
Actually some people like watching shitty porn movies for the lulz...ya know the ones with real plots and stuff. So i can see collecting discs of ones you like or wanting to use one in the DVD player instead of the PC since you are fucking in the living room and watching porn at the same time.
 
I consider myself quite the porno connoisseur and as Toronto said, there are varying degrees of porn.

Imagine finding that perfect porn, the actresses actually have tattoo free, implant free, bodies, so they can actually pass for innocent schoolgirls, secretaries, girl next door, whatever the fuck. Then, you realize this porn ALSO has sex with clothes ON. You are saying my my, how can it get better, but it DOES. It has creampie, it has good acting, it has a good script and a good director. Hell, the blowjobs have just the right amount of roughness to it without going super rapey or skull fucking or gagging. The penetration is great as the dudes not only DO NOT moan like the girls they are doing but they also have the right amount of roughness, with a bonus for going in balls deep. The positions the girls take are done well and the camera angle actually stays more on the chicks faces rather than giving you copious amounts of balls and dick shots. Now you realize you also get ass to mouth, pussy to mouth, ass to friends mouth and vice versa. The hair pulling is great. I mean, I could go on and on.

Fuck yea I keep perfect porn.

You guys absolutely need to google this one but here is an example of what I consider damned good porn. I found it usually by googling school girl with two dudes on car, in forest, maybe with Russian tacked on.

Or I could link it but I might be breaking some rules.

And those Italains, MAN, they make good fucking porn.
 
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I watch the JOI (Jerk Off Instruction) videos. Something about a hot girl encouraging you to jerk off is hnnnnnnnng.
 
TorontRayne said:
Actually some people like watching shitty porn movies for the lulz...ya know the ones with real plots and stuff. So i can see collecting discs of ones you like or wanting to use one in the DVD player instead of the PC since you are fucking in the living room and watching porn at the same time.
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We can be at least sure about one thing.

Buxie, would never judge a porn movie by its trailer.
 
I am always baffled by lesbian porn where the girls start deep throating the strap on. Like, that isn't even connected to anybody...... go back to tribadism and cunnilingus....
 
Walpknut said:
I am always baffled by lesbian porn where the girls start deep throating the strap on. Like, that isn't even connected to anybody...... go back to tribadism and cunnilingus....
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Yeah its... Wtf? Lesbians shouldn't be allowed to by dildos. They made their choice. No really though why would lesbians give blowjobs?
 
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