Post your best joke!

[BarryMcDingleFace]

A blind man walks into a fish market early in the morning and says "Good Morning Ladies"!

 

[Luna_V3]

Man takes a girl on a date to London "do you fancy going on one of them red buses with no top on?"
"Sure" she says.
The man smiles "Great....i can't wait to see your tits..."

 

[BFox17]

Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk, and prance around like a homo.

 

[Snackpack]

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to grab the giraffe while the other fills the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.



What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with her time?

Stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

 

[zegh8578]

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to grab the giraffe while the other fills the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.



What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with her time?

Stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Oh god, so lame...
my favorite kind of jokes

 

[Guiltyofbeingtrite]

A kleptomaniac goes to see a doctor.
He says "Doc, man, you gotta help me out, I'm a kelpto!"
Doctor says: "Alright, just take a seat."

ha. A+

 

[Sicblades]

What kind of bees give milk?

Boobies.