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Huh. Just wandering about the Internet and saw this:

'Can a doctor date their patients?'

One of the answers was 'Not if the doctor's a pediatrician'. Made me smile. :)
 
My best jokes are in my native language, and translating them (almost) always kills the point, but here's one.

[spoiler:c075e211bf]There was a sadist, a masochist, a pedophile, a zoophile, a necrophile and a pyromaniac.
Sadist says: "Let's find a cat and torture it until it dies."
Zoophile says: "Let's find a cat, rape it, then torture it."
Pedophile says: "No, let it be a young, little kitten, we'll rape it, and then torture it until it dies."
Pyromaniac says: "That's cool, kitten, we'll rape it and torture it, but we'll burn it, so it dies in flames."
Necrophile says: "I agree, we'll rape, torture and burn the kitten, but we'll rape it's remains afterwards."
And the masochist said: "Meow."[/spoiler:c075e211bf]
 
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDEuLXLNGBo[/youtube]
 
One of those jokes that kids appreciate, but are hard to render in text:

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh


Also,

What do American beer and making love in a canoe have in common?

[spoiler:027d21609b]They're both fucking close to water.[/spoiler:027d21609b]
 
little joey comes to art class and the theme is musical composition, after some time he calls out "teacher im done" the teacher walks over and sees little joey had painted a dick and asked in shock "joes what is this!?..what does this have to do with musical composition" and joey shrugged and answered "For Eliza"
 
I feel really strongly about the Holocaust because my grandfather died in one of the concentration camps. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Reeeealy bad taste I know :P
 
What do you get if you cross a satanist and a jehova's witness?

A guy going from door to door telling people to go to hell.

*gasps for air laughing*
 
zegh8578 said:
What do you get if you cross a satanist and a jehova's witness?

A guy going from door to door telling people to go to hell.

*gasps for air laughing*
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LOL!..good one


what do u get by putting a jew ina box..a jewbox
 
A sadist and a mazohist are in a discussion

the mazohist is begging "oh please whip me,spank me,strangle me DO SOMETHING TO MEEEE!"

and the sadist calmly replies "ah no.."
 
Did you guys hear about the two radios that got married? I wasnt at the wedding but I hear the reception was great!
 
mobucks said:
Did you guys hear about the two radios that got married? I wasnt at the wedding but I hear the reception was great!
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Oh dear, so lame... my favorite kind of joke :D
 
Okay, pun time.

Why did the Hipster burnt his lips? because he tried to eat the pizza before it was cool.

One that only some would get because is that bad:

How is Pokemon Black and White just like Tron Legacy? Because both have CGI Bridges in them.
 
Either I have no sense of humor, or these jokes suck. Which one do you think it is?
 
Walpknut said:
Obviously it's because you lack a sense of humor TorontTaint.
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I was afraid of that. I edited the quote to prove I do. HA!
 
How about some anti jokes

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

Dunno what?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

ba dum tss
 
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