Is that a turd? Is it? Is it poo-poo? Shitty-shitty-bang-bang?
How gross of you.
1/10 because it's way too small and kinda sorta stupid.
+7 because it totally suits you! That's right: you're the poo-poo-man! You've got the whole shitty-shitty-bang-bang thing going on there, yo! You the turd-man. You the smelly cat that rocks its own feces. Woohoo! Poo-poo! Brownnnnnnnnnnnnn sugaaaaaaaaa!
I saw legs in the air last night with heels like that. It was a great hairless fuck session after I recieved my non-descript award for something something.
And yes the Imperial Guard as I said. One of those armies that crush the enemy with sheer numbers (like the Red Army). They even have their own version of NKVD!