Slavs were the first Europeans!Do you believe it?

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Jebus said:
Here are some books:

Marilyn Jager Adams: Beginning to Read
Richard J. Evans: What is History?
Benedict Anderson: Reflections on the Origin and Spread of Nationalism
Prof. Dr. Jebus Gobson: Why Wass Ist? ? ? sucks.


For your convenience, I have copied that entire last work in full:


Why "Was Ist? ? ?" sucks
A doctorate dissertion by Jebus Gobson

1. Was Ist? ? ? is a hypernationalist
2. Was Ist? ? ? is stupid
3. Was Ist? ? ? is a fag
4. Was Ist? ? ? is Bulgarian.

Copyright Prof. Dr. Jebus Gobson, 2005
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1-I am not hypernationalist(in fact you haven't seen a real nationalist)But nationalist is not an insult.
2-I am more intelligent than you!
3-oooh,he is so cute
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This face just turns me on.Wait,I have seen you-It was "Christian street day" and you were at the gay parade in Munich,gettin fucked by a German-Turk.Oh,god-I had to show him what is a real big Balkan dick,but the Turk was so busy with him.
4-If "Bulgarian" means "a stupid man" you are a racist.
Wow-he is unique :arrow: A professor,a doctor,a gay,a moron and a racist :arrow: 5 in 1-Jebus Gobson.
BTW-Only gays use the word "fag"
(ahahaha-is your real name Jebus)
 
[Rusty Chopper said:
]Jeszcze Polska nie zginela,
Kiedy my zyjemy,
Co nam obca przemoc wziela,
Szabla odbierzemy....
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Damn, did you have to google that or did you know it? ;)

Sojuz nieroszimyj riespublik swabiodnych sdiełała na wieki bolszaja Ruś... Or something like that. I don't know the words to your new anthem :(
 
I mean, we could, like, totally, like, own those Westerners.

Was ist? ? ? said:
Wow-he is unique :arrow: A professor,a doctor,a gay,a moron and a racist :arrow: 5 in 1-Jebus Gobson
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He's also a doctor and a butcher.
 
[Rusty Chopper said:
]Jeszcze Polska nie zginela,
Kiedy my zyjemy,
Co nam obca przemoc wziela,
Szabla odbierzemy...
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Holy shit! We Croats have a patriotic song that goes exactly like that. Plenty of such songs were spread by members of the Croatian National Renaissance movement in the 19th century. I had no idea that different nations had their own versions of such songs. I guess this shows how connected those early patriotic movements were on international level.

In Croatian the text of the song goes like this:

Jos Hrvatska ni propala,
Dok mi zivimo,
Visoko se bude stala,
Kad ju zbudimo.
Hu-ra! Nek se ori,
I hrvatski govori!
Hu-ra! Nek se ori,
I hrvatski govori!

Post some more patriotic poems from that era, Poles. I'd like to know if we stole any more from you.
 
My thoughts exactly, Ratty, you just beat me to it...
And how do you know they didn't steal from... no, wait, we did, now I remember... heh...
 
Silencer said:
Damn, did you have to google that or did you know it? ;)

Sojuz nieroszimyj riespublik swabiodnych sdiełała na wieki bolszaja Ruś... Or something like that. I don't know the words to your new anthem :(
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Well, Dambrowski's mazurka (or what do you call it?) is my only island of knowledge about Polish in the sea of ignorance.
Our former anthem began with:
Sojuz nerushimyj respublik swobodnykh
Splotila naveki mogychaya Rus'.
The present anthem is very close to the former one. So you don't need to remember it. Not worth it.
 
Again with the misinformed shit, it's not fucking "Hej Sloveni", but "Hej, Slaveni", you should really learn the difference between "Slavs", "Slovenes", "Slavonians", and "Slovenians".

And yes, it's pretty much the same song.
 
DirtyDreamDesigner said:
Again with the misinformed shit, it's not fucking "Hej Sloveni", but "Hej, Slaveni", you should really learn the difference between "Slavs", "Slovenes", "Slavonians", and "Slovenians".

And yes, it's pretty much the same song.
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1-Sloven :arrow: Slav
2-Slovenac :arrow: Slovenian
3-Slavonac :arrow: Slavonian
4-Aljkavac :arrow: Sloven :o
I think Slaven means "a Slav" too.

Your miskate :!:
 
DirtyDreamDesigner said:
Again with the misinformed shit, it's not fucking "Hej Sloveni", but "Hej, Slaveni", you should really learn the difference between "Slavs", "Slovenes", "Slavonians", and "Slovenians".
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Shut up you ignorant mutt, it's "Hej, Slované". :P Pretty much every Slavic nation has its own translation. (Though the Czech version was technically first, if you don't count the Polish one.)

And the lyrics are so similar because it's a rip-off, thats why. The Slovak Samuel Tomášik wrote it (in Czech first) after hearing Mazurek Dąbrowskiego.
 
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
First of all, that is some kind of bastardized text which is neither Serbian nor Croatian, nor Slovenian and contains several mistakes. Second, only some Serbs think it's Sloveni and they are wrong, and have been proven wrong on several occasions.

EDIT: And stop editing your posts all the time, it's hard to kkep up!
 
DJ Slamak, I agree that it's a Polish song called "Hej, Slované!", no question about it, all I'm saying is that he is talking about the Yugoslavian anthem which is called "Hej, Slaveni".

EDIT: and yes, let's cool down.
 
DirtyDreamDesigner said:
DJ Slamak, I agree that it's a Polish song called "Hej, Slované!", no question about it, all I'm saying is that he is talking about the Yugoslavian anthem which is called "Hej, Slaveni".
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In Serbian it is Hej,Sloveni.
It can be also Hej,Slaveni(But it is Croatian).

Edit:Let's really cool down :o ;We all are happy :D
 
It's a Czech song called "Hej, Slované!", which is a rip-off of a Polish song called "Mazurek Dąbrowskiego", and the Serbian version of the song, "Hej, Sloveni", is used as the anthem of Yugoslavia. And it was written by a Slovak.

Are we all happy now? :)
 
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