Snake Plissken vs Ash

If you were in a battle against a horde of flesh eating mutant zombies who would you rather back you

  • Snake Plissken- Escape from NY and Escape for LA

    Votes: 221 100.0%

  • Ash- Evil Dead 1, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Someone else

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    221
welsh

welsh

Junkmaster
Ok, You are stuck in a post-apoc city full of crazed man eating mutant zombies. It's you and one partner to fight your way through to safety.

Who would you rather team up with-

Snake Plissken-
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Or Ash-

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I'd want to be teamed up with Xena. I ALWAYS want to be teamed up with Xena... *drool*
 
Dude, Snake is only good against psychotic criminals. He drop against a horde of flesh eating zombies. Ash, on the other hand, has already battled hordes of flesh eating zombies, and come out on top in a damn fine way. He'd dominate another horde just cause he had nothing better to do. Holy crap Ash is badass.
 
While I agree that Ash is badass, Ash also screws up quite a bit. While he often compensates for it, others pay the price.
 
Ash is a complete pussy in Evil Dead 1. After watching Army of Darkness, i can't even bare to watch Evil Dead 1 except for the part where the chick gets raped by a tree. That's just classic cinema.
 
I am with El Prez on that- the chick raped by tree scene is the most memorable part of that flick.

That and the card-telepathy part, and the very beginning when they first arrive.

I love the evil dead flicks, but I am leaning for Snake on this one. I think Snake could handle mutant flesh eating zombie types. Remember he dealt with the crazies in Escape from New York.
 
You got me on this one...

Snake Plissken is the epitomy of badass, but Ashley (yeah that's his name) seems to always come through when the cards are down. He may seem like a pansy. When the deadites come out, he rocks total ass.

Ash said:
Shop smart... Shop S-Mart
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I tend to think a replicant hunter would be a bit out of his element against flesh-eating zombies.

Hail to the king, baby!
 
I love Ash to death, but Snake Plissken would own him.

I mean, come on, Ash is a bumbling dimwit. And a coward. Let's not forget, he's more into running away than he is fighting. When he *has* to fight, he kicks ass, but those are rare occassions.

Snake, on the other hand, has military experience. He was the youngest man ever decorated with the Medal of Honor. He's killed a lot of people, not zombies...people. Ash has never killed a *person*...I seriously doubt he could bring himself to do it.

Snake's a lot more violent and ruthless than Ash, and that's what counts.
 
Sure, Snake might be more violent and might kick more ass, but Ash has already dominated the hordes of darkness in Army Of Darkness. His experience in this matter would be invaluable.
 
Hah! Ash didn't dominate the hordes of darkness. He got his ass kicked in both of the Evil Dead films, and the only reason the Deadites were defeated in AoD was because of Arthur's men, and the help from Henry the Red.

Ash is lucky, no doubt, but luck only gets you so far.

,,,Not as far as a MAC-10, though.
 
Malkavian said:
Snake, on the other hand, has military experience. He was the youngest man ever decorated with the Medal of Honor. He's killed a lot of people, not zombies...people. Ash has never killed a *person*...I seriously doubt he could bring himself to do it.
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And this is important because we're facing people? I thought the question was about mutants zombies and shit? hmmm.

The fact that we're facng an army of undead sort of negates the expectation of continued life. Of course this holds true when facing any army, but I digress. As such, the last moments of your life would probably be alot more fun with Ash than cold motherfucker Snake. Hence I choose you! Ash!. [/pokemon]
 
Ah, shit! I didn't see the mutant zombie part.

Alright, fuck it, I'd take Ash over Snake.
 
I hate to get into movie realism semantics... but look at Ash's acomplements when it comes to realism.

1. Wen't from a pansy S-Mart employee, to a boomstick weilding badass (how?)
2. Deafeats witches with a double barrel shotgun that seems to hold 10-20 shells withought him ever reloading
3. Has his arm cut off and turned into a chainsaw (wich i admit is completely awesome, but serously... come on.)
4. After all his adventures, our hero returns home to do what? To back to work at S-Mart!

Ash does have better lines.
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True, but as a consolation prize Kurt Russel has awesome lines in another John Carpenter movie 'Big Trouble in Little China'.
 
Yes, this is true. There were pretty awesome lines in Big Trouble in Little China.

"Listen to Ole Jack Burton and the Pork Chop Express on a dark and stormy night....." Loved that flick for the lines.
 
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