So it is now the Year 2020.....

I don't trust people that cannot drive cars on the fucking ground to fly them in the air. Cities will be efficiently bombed by traffic collisions because some jackass thought he should be able to switch lanes upwards in a zone that clearly says no switching lanes vertically.

Nah, we can slide around on the ice instead for now. Less injuries overall. Ever been in a Sheetz parking lot?

 

We only have 57 years left for the end of the world.

 

Enjoy digesting all the GMO wheat that normal animals can't eat.

 

Can they still call themselves homeless if they're housed in your stomach?

 

So when the Apocalypse goes down everyone shoot Alphons and Hass, cool.

Now someone blow me.

Spoiler

Think about this logically

 

Listen, we can compromise. I may let it slide if we concentrate on a list of people to eat that are already fucked anyways. I'd recommend to just sticking to legs because pff, people meat, am I right?

 

The plan is to eat the rich? Cuz they'll be the most fulfilling to chew...

 

The key to running Bartertown is to have a methane farm. You will learn this through embargoes.

 

fair enough i guess, but the rich can feed more than the poor

 

ah because rich people are more likely to have gatherings of other types of food, like safety bunkers and such....