Just got back from a visit to the police station... I qualify for cannon fodder now.
I've never held a real firearm before, but it seems I have a natural talent (or watched too many movies and played too many games).
Anywhoo, for us knowledge-starved students, a real enthusiast showed the ballistics lab armoury, and gave us the opportunity to work with some guns (handling and reloading primarily).
We went through pistols first, a 1945 TT-33 (brick, but an awesome one), Walther P38, Colt M1911 (Norwegian made replica and an original American one), CZ-75, then went to revolvers, a Ruger one and a Colt Python (<3), submachine guns (supressed Uzi and a Sa.24 with folding stock), full size Mauser (1917), Mosin-Nagant with a bayonet (included basic how-to on close combat), a scoped AR-15 and (my favourite) pump-action shotgun.
So, yeah, I qualify for cannon fodder now.
EDIT: And an authentic pre-war Mauser C/96. That was the point at which I nearly squealed.