The Ideal Woman

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Morgan_, Jan 23, 2021.

  1. Morgan_

    Morgan_ The Fool

    Jul 3, 2020
    Never seen ds9 to be fair
     
    Last edited: Feb 23, 2021
  2. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake. Staff Member Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    Then stop fantasizing about bestiality and fucking get to it, wench!
     
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  3. Sicknessoverload

    Sicknessoverload Still Mildly Glowing

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    Dec 28, 2020
    Are you talking about yourself there? And First Contact was the only good TNG movie, Generations was terrible. From the unnecessary destruction of the Enterprise to the numerous plot holes or to Kirk's unnecessary death. But I respect your opinion, it takes guts to say you like Generations more than Wrath of Khan or The Voyage Home.
     
  4. Morgan_

    Morgan_ The Fool

    Jul 3, 2020
    Fixed.
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  5. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    Yes if you turn your brain off and don't ask "Why have the Borg not used their time travel technology before reaching earth?".
     
  6. Sicknessoverload

    Sicknessoverload Still Mildly Glowing

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    I would have preferred it if they had just given him an episode of TNG like Spock and Scotty but Kirk is an inspiration to makes he needn't die.
     
  7. Sicknessoverload

    Sicknessoverload Still Mildly Glowing

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    I don't understand what you're saying.
     
  8. Morgan_

    Morgan_ The Fool

    Jul 3, 2020
    He's saying why did the Borg not use time travel wherever they were and then warp to earth instead of park their ass on the enterprises face and do it for them to see and give chase.
     
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  9. Sicknessoverload

    Sicknessoverload Still Mildly Glowing

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    It's been awhile since I've seen the movie, but didn't the Enterprise arrive and Earth was already assimilated? They went back and waited for the Borg, right? And even if I'm wrong, the Enterprise could easily destroy the Borg Sphere, so nesting in the Enterprise was the right decision.
     
  10. Millim

    Millim Half-way Through My Half-life
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    Oct 13, 2010
    The ideal woman will poop after I've pooped so we can flush our poop together and let it be one.
     
  11. Sicknessoverload

    Sicknessoverload Still Mildly Glowing

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    Dec 28, 2020
    Then you both unclog the toilet, as one.
     
  12. ResetRPG

    ResetRPG Rest in Peace, Harold Budd.

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    Dec 16, 2018
    All I'm gonna say is that I hope my current gf doesn't break up with me lol.
     
  13. Slaughter Manslaught

    Slaughter Manslaught Vault Senior Citizen

    Dec 11, 2006
    - Dark-skinned, be it black or amerindian ancestry. Both are good too. Mixed race is best race.

    - Beautiful curly hair, black like the night. Idk why, its what I think its the most beautiful. Never found the appeal in blond or red-heads. I mean, straight hair is all fine and dandy (especially if its beautiful hair like that of amerindian women), but curlies, man. Can't explain.

    - A nice figure. A good ass is vital. Nice breasts are good as well, but I had girlfriends with almost none before.

    - A nice, humored personality and intelligent enough to get my... well, non-conventional personality. I have no interest in women who are too mundane, dour and/or boring, with boring-ass mundane small-thinking. Many individuals, many of them being women, are intellectually stunted and incapable of exploring the world intellectually and seeing things beyond the mundane. Go be boring elsewhere.

    - Likes being caressed and reciprocating. I'm very physical and attentive with my girls. What I can say? I'm a big softie deep down.
     
  14. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    No the movie starts with the Borg battling Star Fleet and the Enterprise arriving late to it because Star Fleet Command didn't "trust" Picard believing he could be compromised because of his previous experience with the Borg. Turns out the fleet is destroyed. Picard kills the Borg in like 10 seconds. Then they start their time travel shenanigans and the Enterprise detecting an earth populated by Borg follows them.

    Nothing that happens at the start of the movie makes any sense.
     
  15. Callahan96

    Callahan96 First time out of the vault

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    Feb 27, 2021
    Got to have black or really dark brown hair. It’s a must. And light colored eyes, either blue or green. Also a must. And thick eyebrows. You know what? Let’s just say my perfect woman is an early-20’s Jennifer Connolly (I’m thinking Career Opportunities here).
     
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  16. Sicknessoverload

    Sicknessoverload Still Mildly Glowing

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    Dec 28, 2020
    I like your style.
     
  17. Callahan96

    Callahan96 First time out of the vault

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    Feb 27, 2021
    What can I say? When I watched Labyrinth as a kid, I came for David Bowie but stayed for Jennifer.
     
  18. MASSIVE_FARTS

    MASSIVE_FARTS Ruiner of jokes

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    Mar 1, 2021
    Dafaq is this incel lingo bull supposed to mean exactly?
     
  19. MayonaiseCream

    MayonaiseCream First time out of the vault

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    Nov 22, 2017
    If you ask me i think its all quite stupid actually each person has their own preferences. There is no ideal because people have different things they want in a person.

    And thank god for it or everyone would be going after the same person, 99% of people would be alone and nobody would be happy. The diversity of human desires is a great thing, helps make our society function. It allows one person to be satisfied and fulfilled as a photographer and another as a sailor.
     
  20. XNarrol

    XNarrol First time out of the vault

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    Jan 20, 2021
    I just here to laugh a little seeing this topic... Dont mind me.