The joke thread

Serifan said:
lol and is it my fault
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Um, er jeez man. Put me on the spot... :look:

Well, let us just say, you didn't make the situation any better.

[Well not that it was too bad in the first place right?] :roll:
 
:) Yeah your right.

It is not like we can ever get away from the convict remarks or the gold diging remarks and ummm and "G'day mate lets throw a shrimp on the barby"

:lol:
 
Citizens, expressing Australian national pride and/or discussing said heritage for the purpose of derailing multiple threads is against the rules set forth by our glorious founders, praise be unto them, and is cause for summary judgment and execution. Please cease and desist any such actions or face the consequences.

Furthermore, having "Australia" in your personalausweiss obligatory field marked "location" is now cause for deportation to <s>death</s> happy camps.

Carry on.
 
Ok, so a blonde is really pissed off because people are always making jokes about her, so she decides to dye her hair brunette. So she's walking around with her new hair and she sees a shephard herding a shitload of sheep.

She says "Hey thats a lot of sheep!"
The Shephard says "Yep."
She says "Hey if I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home with me?"
The Shepard shrugs, "I guess."
The blonde says "250!"
The Shephard says "Wow how did you guess that? Go ahead and take one then!"
The blonde takes one and as she's walking away the Shephard says
"Hey, if I can guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?
 
The UN was making a survey throughout the world with the question: "What's your personal opinion on the scarcity of food in the rest of the world?". The results were: in the USA they didn't know what was the rest of the world, in Africa they didn't know what food was, in Europe they didn't know what's scarcity, and in the ex-USSR they didn't know what's a personal opinion.
 
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