The new Cookie Monster

Malkavian said:
Wait, how long ago did Mr. Rogers die?

I swear, I thought it was only like three years ago...

I must be out of my mind.
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No, it was 1-2 years ago.

LOL confused? you should.
you see, in the 3rd grade, everyone said he died, so I cried and cried. (i was a very sheltered kid) that kind of lead to me being picked on a higher level. So in esence, it changed my life.
But this past year, people are nice to me, and I still dont belong anywhere, but rather, floating around from clickto click. I am basicly friends with everyone. You know, school friends.
 
A freak of society that formed my childhood, you see Mr. Rogers taught me how to love my neighbor, Count Dracula taught me how to count, ernie taught me hygiene, Elmo taught me how to be a whining little bastard, The Cookie monster taught me how to be a pig and get crumbs all over the table, Big Bird taught me that it was ok to be different, and 4th grade killed it all...........
 
bob_the_rambler said:
A freak of society that formed my childhood, you see Mr. Rogers taught me how to love my neighbor, Count Dracula taught me how to count, ernie taught me hygiene, Elmo taught me how to be a whining little bastard, The Cookie monster taught me how to be a pig and get crumbs all over the table, Big Bird taught me that it was ok to be different, and 4th grade killed it all...........
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ROFL!
ya, I would love to see the outcome of this....
 
Hey, thanks for all the support.

Yeah Rogers is dead. But he was ok, except for that thing with the sweaters.

I thought the Captain was a child molester at first.

The crew to party with is the Electric Company. Serious talent.

Honestly I think it all went to shit with Muppet Babies.
 
Personally i find this rediculous. This is just another example of parents (and people in general) not taking responsibility for their own actions and laying the blame on others because the real solution to the problem is just too hard.

It's called paranting people, don't let the TV raise your damned kid. Idiots.

To Cookiemonster: That post was simply fantastic, truly hilarious, and very well timed. Good on ya..

I heard all kinds of rumors about Mr. Rogers in school. He died, he's gay, he has tattoos all up and down his arms. Whatever, never believed any rumors i heard in school, and never understood people's fascination with spreading them.

And Elmo is gay. Him, Bert, and Ernie often participate in threesomes. I know because Oscar tapes it and sells it on the internet; he's a bitch like that.
 
cookiemonster said:
Hey, thanks for all the support.

Yeah Rogers is dead. But he was ok, except for that thing with the sweaters.

I thought the Captain was a child molester at first.

The crew to party with is the Electric Company. Serious talent.

Honestly I think it all went to shit with Muppet Babies.
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Frankly I loved watching Mr. Rodger's Neighboorhood when I was growing up. It wasn't until years later that I realized how cool it was how he had slipped "Faw King" and "Faw Kingdom" by the censors. :shock:

Oh, and the Muppet Babies probably started sucking around 1990, which would be when Jim Henson kicked the bucket.
 
So, Cookie Monster, what do you have to say about all your fans out there?

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Ah, yes, the Looney Toons on acid. Soulless bandwagon victims.

Didn't we have a thread on that somewhere or was that DAC?

I still want to see Smurfs HARDCORE tho.
 
Ashmo said:
Didn't we have a thread on that somewhere or was that DAC?

I still want to see Smurfs HARDCORE tho.
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We had a thread plis a string of KharnXtreeeeeme posts based on that.

And the Smurfs are communist, though. What would the Smurfs hardcore become? Stalin Smurf?
 
Wonderful. It seems to be en vogue to piss into the eye sockets of yesteryear's animators/entertainers once they die.
 
Sovz said:
Q. What’s green and smells of Ms. Piggy?
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A. Kermit’s figures
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So what your saying is that kermit can actually fit is whole body in there?!Or were you trying to say fingers...?
 
Roshambo said:
Wonderful. It seems to be en vogue to piss into the eye sockets of yesteryear's animators/entertainers once they die.
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More likely they just lack any sense of creativity, and have to rape old content from an era when originality was rewarded and not shunned like today's cookie-cutter programming.

Although Cartoon Network gives me hope.
 
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