The new Cookie Monster

Yo- sorry for the grave dig but I thought you folks would want this heads up.

Since some of you might have seen this-
http://www.comedycentral.com/colbertreport/videos.jhtml?videoId=174546

Yes- I did Stephen Corbett last night.
Yes- I have been endorsing fruit and eating fruit.
Yes- I have been working out and losing weight.

No- its just about getting the munchies after smoking a blunt. Sesame Street has received some serious change for product endorsements from the fruit companies.

Yes- Elmo has bad fucking gas. He's also a dumb ass.

Furthermore-

My attorneys have told me that I can't speak about the J.Lo thing so I can't tell any details about how the blue shagged that latina ass.

I also can't speak to rumors that Bethesda has been trying to use my image as a model for Fallout 3's mutants. All I can say is that their attorneys are some mean pricks.

Also Oscar says "Yo dudes".
 
This is awesome. I remember when Cookie Monster was a lurker who a few rare times posted in news then one day this topic comes up and he comes forward with first-hand info.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
Cookie Monster FTW.

BTW, you think this is bad? In the South African version of Sesame Street, one of the characters has AIDS. Dead. Fucking. Serious.

Apparently, it's to teach children about AIDS, which is a rampant problem there right now, but seriously.

Takalani Sesame ("be happy Sesame" in Venda) is the South African version of the children's television program Sesame Street. Co-produced by Sesame Workshop and South African partners, Takalani Sesame is now in its 7th year. Takalani Sesame is a uniquely South African interpretation of the Sesame model engaging children and their parents and promoting basic school readiness, literacy, numeracy, and health and hygiene. Takalani Sesame also has a special focus on HIV/AIDS awareness and seeks to introduce HIV/AIDS safety while promoting tolerance and reducing stigma. The Takalani series also includes a popular radio program, a newspaper and magazine comic strip series, and a national Talk to ME Campaign which encrouages adults to talk to their children about HIV/AIDS and related issues. The introduction of an HIV-positive muppet for this purpose was widely misunderstood by the U.S. political right, with such groups as the American Family Association mistaking it as a means for homosexual activists to influence young viewers. [1]
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Sauce.

Now is that fucked or what? I know it's for a good cause, but jesus christ.
 
a friend of mine from my medicine studies had a stint with the medicines sans frontieres (docs without borders, or whatever its called). they have clinincs all around the third world. she told me that there are regions in south africa where the h.i.v. prevalence was about 80% of the population.

so, i guess, most childs KNOW about HIV in these regions before they know about the sesame street.
 
Scrapper said:
I'm sorry, but "Non-Dairy, Soy-Based Rice Wafer Monster" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
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Besides, SOY WILL CAUSE YOU ERECTION PROBLEMS!!! THAT'S WHY JAPANESE MEN ARE...

like that... or so I'm told...

Anyway, beware!
 
horst said:
a friend of mine from my medicine studies had a stint with the medicines sans frontieres (docs without borders, or whatever its called). they have clinincs all around the third world. she told me that there are regions in south africa where the h.i.v. prevalence was about 80% of the population.

so, i guess, most childs KNOW about HIV in these regions before they know about the sesame street.
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I'm South African, so I know about it's effect on the population, but all I'm saying is that children shouldn't have to worry about things like this.
 
Hmm.

I wonder if these cookie censors will make Garfield eat spinach at gunpoint.
 
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